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| russ-boy |
 Jul 15 2002, 05:02 PM
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was browsing though martial arts film on Amazon and noticed 5 stars next to the Van Damme film Kickboxer. I investigated the customer review, and to my horror....
One of the best martial arts films EVER! A true classic., 13 June, 2000 Reviewer: A viewer from England Filmed on location in Thailand (the home of Muay Thai Boxing), this film has the atmosphere and authenticity that cannot be faked in the studio. The film has the perfect combination of attributes that makes it one of those rare classics. The skills of Van Damme are trully spectacular to watch. This film focuses on real talent rather than stupidly expensive Hollywood sets and effects for the retard. If you ain't seen it, and you appreciate everything mentioned, then you simply MUST watch it. Trust me; you wont be dissapointed. speaking of retards... |
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| james |
Jul 15 2002, 06:04 PM
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  Group: Super Administrators Posts: 3296 Joined: 2-March 01 From: Surrey, UK Member No.: 13 |
Just goes top show that they aren't all locked up.
Some of these people even have the right to vote, AND there is no licensing system to stop them breeding. Fucking scary world we live in... -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
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| Murray |
Jul 15 2002, 09:09 PM
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 Group: [RP CS Clan] Posts: 523 Joined: 23-March 02 From: Lincoln Member No.: 74 |
Erk kung fu forum n00b alert
 Is kickboxer the one where in the final fight scene, the guy Van Damme has to fight dips his hands in rocks or jewels or summits?? -------------------- Macho Macho Man, I've got to be, a Macho Man
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| =LAW=HalOS |
Jul 15 2002, 10:05 PM
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Jelly babies in Hot Shots.. I luved that movie
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| Frase |
Jul 16 2002, 12:25 AM
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 Group: [RP CS Clan] Posts: 1025 Joined: 21-February 02 From: Coventry, West Mids Member No.: 68 |
LOL
I think this is the one ur on about brother. I think its the one where this chap either paralyses his brother or kills him. Really crap moves and storyline.  -------------------- |
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| russ-boy |
Jul 17 2002, 07:51 AM
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Moderator [Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1105 Joined: 8-March 01 From: Somewhere in darkest Surrey, not exactly light years from an off-licence Member No.: 4 |
and his bro's got a SERIOUS mullet/porn tash combination. Might have to get a picture up.
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| Frase |
 Jul 17 2002, 08:57 AM
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Group: [RP CS Clan] Posts: 1025 Joined: 21-February 02 From: Coventry, West Mids Member No.: 68 |
LOL yeah....he could have done with a mullet to round it off.
 Look at the caption...IF YORUR ENEMY REFUSES TO BE HUMBLED...DESTROY HIM! LOL This will make you laugh aswell.... This is a review written by a chap on the Internet Movie Database... This is one of the best martial arts movie ever made. It's got "Damme" good soundtrack , "Damme" good story line and "Damme" good training. The last fight is the best I've ever seen. I've seen 2 different versions and they're both good. This is a must watch Van Damme movie LOL And here's the classic porn look russ....   It makes me chuckle -------------------- |
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| russ-boy |
Jul 18 2002, 07:41 AM
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Moderator [Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1105 Joined: 8-March 01 From: Somewhere in darkest Surrey, not exactly light years from an off-licence Member No.: 4 |
can't believe how good that tash is.
if your enemy refuses to be humbled...destroy him? ??? or shit your pants by the look on VD's face.quality pics Frase |
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