mwahaahaha, have u heard of the real thing,wing tsun Options

[paul]

Did anyone see the boxing?

[neil]

......could have killed him?

[Frase]

Russ WCW got bought by Vince & The WWF

[quaker]

why would you want to wander round the streets of peckham late at night ? strange boy lots to learn i fear much anger i see fear of the dark side we do .

[james]

Ah those were the days - Sport On Saturday with Dickie Davies followed by WCW and then Airwolf - the first series with Jan Michael Vincent taking a leaf out of the Seagal book of constipated 'acting'.
*sigh* the good old saturdays....  

[womble]

I have been studying pot noodle for the last few years but not having mastered them all yet I could not possible say which is the best. I have heard that there is an off shoot of pot noodle called pot rice, I will research this form and report on it at a later date.   I have also recently started learning wtf!

[Doctor]

Just a few questions for blueskin- Does your sensei/instructor know that you are spending valuable training time having schoolgirl quarrels with students of other styles? If not, why haven't you told him? Would he approve? If so, what does that say about him as a teacher? If not, what does it say about you as a student?
The study of martial arts is a path towards a new state of conciousness. The ability to kick people's arses is just a handy fringe benefit. Are these discussions helping you progress along that path? Or simply bolstering your insecurities?
None of the people on this site live on the moon- if you feel that your style is superior then put your money where your mouth is and arrange a match. Otherwise shut the fuck up.
Lastly, it shows a disturbing lack of confidence that you defend your school using an alias. Why not your actual name?
(Mine is Olly Bell, in case you can't be arsed to look it up in Personnel). Perhaps you should print out this set of responses and talk them through with your teacher, as you obviously need some guidance. Ta

[Alex]

Dont hold back Olly, say what you mean!

I appreciate Fore.... I mean Blueskins point about being caned at lessons to replicate real life scenario. Its a bit like going for an eye test. You may aswell go battered if thats how you spend most of your time!
However isnt it a bad idea wot with short term memory loss and all that. Surely when the moment of confrontation arrives, lets say that you're tying yer shoelace and get attacked, you're gonna forget exactely wot that 11% of training was all about!

[Frase]

Finally!

If found Someone on these forums who also speaks their mind.........Go Olly!

My view on Martial Arts.....Its only defence for the puffs who cant stick up for themselves, for the others like olly said its about a new state of conciousness.

Ive never done Martial Arts before so im only talkin from a n00bies point of view!

[quaker]

ok this can only be solved by a 30 man battle royal , last man in the ring wins , people only eliminated by being thrown over the to rope.
and no simpkins handbags are not allowed  

[blueskin]

Quote (Doctor @ June 27 2002,11:07)

Just a few questions for blueskin- Does your sensei/instructor know that you are spending valuable training time having schoolgirl quarrels with students of other styles? If not, why haven't you told him? Would he approve? If so, what does that say about him as a teacher? If not, what does it say about you as a student? The study of martial arts is a path towards a new state of conciousness. The ability to kick people's arses is just a handy fringe benefit. Are these discussions helping you progress along that path? Or simply bolstering your insecurities? None of the people on this site live on the moon- if you feel that your style is superior then put your money where your mouth is and arrange a match. Otherwise shut the fuck up. Lastly, it shows a disturbing lack of confidence that you defend your school using an alias. Why not your actual name? (Mine is Olly Bell, in case you can't be arsed to look it up in Personnel). Perhaps you should print out this set of responses and talk them through with your teacher, as you obviously need some guidance. Ta

ho ho olly my little munchkin.
my name is tom davidson, i LIVE in peckham, giving me good reason to be there at night. hmm lemme just scrooll down i cant ermber what u were tlaking about. aha
i remember:
i do not study martial arts.
i do self defence, if i wanted to look good and prance around and find enlightenment i would do a style more flashy and aerobically rewarding. wt lets me defend myself fomr those creepy muggers/rapists/general battymen that exist in and around london. during my gcses last year i was beaten up and kicked on the floor by a group of about 20 pussies. i regret my decision to not fight back as i discovered they were not exactly strong. however i was in a situation in which i was terrified, try it im no pussy but it is scary. i kept thinking it wouldnt come to violence, they had had their fun and would leave me alone. anyway now i do wt i am far more confident to actually go out and enjoy my city. and if i ever see them again. like i said, i am not a quasi mystical searcher. i am a teenage cs player in london looking for a way to defend myself and thus do wt. the reason i was offensive in order to "pursuade" u to do wt is because i worry that ur system may fail u at the crucial moment. however if u do wc as an art form and do not intend to use it on anyone in self defence thne enjoy.
i logged in as blueskin because i didnt no if i could trust strangers with my real name.

[womble]

Spicy Pot Noodle is a feisty little number; you need to work up to this level. Start with the Beef Chow main and work up through the Curry level, this will stand you in good stead to pass the Spicy belt for Pot Noodle. This level concentrates on teaching you the art of consumption without flatulence. Once completed you may feel a bit sore in the lower regions but this will pass with time. Having got to this level you may want to consider becoming a teacher in this art, but I have to warn that this can only be achieved by mastering a King Pot noodle. You may choose which one to go for but if you fail you cannot try again for one whole year.
Good luck and may the fork be with you my friend.

[quaker]

why is it that i have in my mind this picture of womble sitting in a garden shead on some allotment site surounded by his lifetimes collection of empty pot noodle tubs and a smile on his face  

[Alex]

& a bead of curry sauce dripping from his chin.........

[Frase]

I agree with quakers comments.....

Lets get this over and done with......

Olly vs (4)Blueskin

Burried Alive Casket Match

No Interference from The =[-KS-]=, No DQ, No Count Out

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