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> where did everone go?, . . . spooky goings on at the ringers
laura
post Jan 17 2002, 09:03 PM
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but jamie, u never do any work!! u have the art of doing no work down to a perfection  ;)
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post Jan 17 2002, 10:47 PM
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Niall, you conjure up such beautiful images.

Picking lobsters out of the Pope's arse?  Is there something u want to tell us?
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post Jan 17 2002, 10:43 PM
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Not a good day to pick Russ.

Scraping the Rancid Fat off Clive. † Sorry that should be cleaning the kitchen.

Not the worst job in the world..Probably one up from picking lobsters out of †Popes arse. †But still which has the better prospects... †And what other crustacean removal is availaible on the open market.

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post Jan 17 2002, 10:55 PM
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Sorry about the double post James.  Me and computers eh!!

Do you sell anything to get the tippex marks off the screen?
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post Jan 17 2002, 11:02 PM
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maybe the Pope actually has elephantitis of the testicles.  Could be a number of reasons.  Maybe he just likes wearing dresses.  Any advances?
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post Jan 17 2002, 11:12 PM
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He certainly needs advice on his hair  - must be embarassed of it cos he sticks a little hat on to cover it up - maybe HRH could help him out.
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post Jan 18 2002, 08:35 AM
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being the pope probably means he's not allowed to get his nuts in so his bollocks are so big he needs a dress to cover them and its a white dress , im sure you can figure the rest out without me .  :p


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post Jan 19 2002, 01:30 PM
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i think i'm gonna be sick.... :(
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post Jan 14 2002, 04:49 PM
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We're all still here matey - it's just that some of us have work to do :p  Or in my care I have work to do and the internet connection here is crap so it takes ages to anything.

P.S  The one about Lardy kissing strange girls bums wasn't my fault   :D


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post Jan 14 2002, 05:14 PM
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I am still here and I am having a VERY BAD DAY.
That's better. †:angry:


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post Jan 16 2002, 08:41 AM
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sgms (St.George's Medical School) email doesn't work, no, cos i ain't working there any more!

What's all this talk of work Laura?  Are u sure ure doing it right?
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post Jan 16 2002, 09:10 PM
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I have some tomorrow-thought i had better revise...is that okay?  And i haven't actually met anyone doing a course where they don't have to do any work...its all a myth...well kind of... :D
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post Jan 17 2002, 09:08 PM
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post Jan 17 2002, 10:34 PM
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so come on then, what's a typical day in the life of Jamie Brandon?  Today for example.
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post Jan 17 2002, 10:51 PM
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Well why else does he wear a big dress?  Nice and loose round the arse.

Should have been a detective me!!

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