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> Vegetarian sausage, get your own names ya damn hippies...
MadMitch
post May 13 2002, 11:43 AM
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If at any point there is no more sausage meat on the planet in say a 1000 years time will vegetarian sausages bear any resembalance to the taste of the meat ones... As it stands at the moment vegetarian sausages do not bear any resemblance in taste to there meaty counterparts, so why are they allowed to even be called sausages?

Same can be said for vegetarian mince.  At what point did it get minced? If anything it may have got blended but at no point did one solid lump of an organic compound get put through a mincer.

Its not right.

If vegetarians want to have these immitation foodstuffs that aren't what they say they are, then why cant they get there own names for there foodstuffs... quorn burgers?... burgers my arse, quorn patties would be a more suitable name.

Veggies defend yourselves!

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post May 13 2002, 11:50 AM
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They are named after the meat counterpart because if they didnt we might end up buying them thinking its some new interesting food when infact we are just being cheated out of our sausages

hmmmmm... not really sure what I'm on about


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post May 13 2002, 12:08 PM
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cant wait till the veggies find out potato's are sentient beings...  :D


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post May 13 2002, 12:09 PM
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whoooooosh!


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post May 13 2002, 12:11 PM
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THEY ARE!!!


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post May 13 2002, 12:23 PM
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I went to a veggie restaurant in Brixton once & had 'mock' crispy duck.
Unfortunately the lack of protein (nothing to do with the booze) caused me to fall backwards down the escalator at Waterloo (whilst halfway up) banging my head several times on the way, leaving imprints of the metal steps & some nice cuts all over me. I then had to have a tetnus jab in me arse.
If thats not a good enuff reason to stick to the real McCoy i'll eat my shoes (leather of course) :sleepy:


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post May 13 2002, 12:48 PM
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SEEE!!!! Its not just me that has suicidal tendancies...

maybe i just need more protein...


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post May 13 2002, 12:50 PM
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I'm feeling suicidal right now...


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post May 13 2002, 12:52 PM
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time to eat some meat me thinks....


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post May 13 2002, 12:54 PM
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I need something...


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post May 13 2002, 12:58 PM
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don't think I can help you in that department bud...


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post May 22 2002, 02:06 AM
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jeez shawn im gettin worried  ???

You need one of two things or possibly both.

Prozac

And....

A right good shag from a woman! :D


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post May 22 2002, 05:13 PM
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Hey you guys...ever thought you might be upsetting our Meat (Mike) with all this talk?

He's gonna most definitely be happy about the idea of us young ladies eating him...

He's gonna most definitely be unhappy and very distressed about the idea of males eating him.


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post May 23 2002, 12:42 AM
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not from what i've been hearing sam ;)

come 'ere big man!


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