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post May 1 2002, 12:45 PM
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post May 3 2002, 10:33 AM
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Ms Walker, you broke a toliet. A console with a hard drive is revoloutionary new technology and is going to be prone to some intial teething problems. A toilet however is a simple sanitation device constructed of basically a plunger and cistern, has been in use in most of the modern world for the last century and yet you still manage to disable one within three minutes of entering the flat. Explain.


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post May 3 2002, 05:24 PM
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Her arse squashed it! :D


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post May 3 2002, 05:48 PM
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you lads are so harsh!  ???

emily, your arse is fine so no worries!  ;)

and as for mike and womble leave her alone or me and sherm will come round and do some shit kickin!  :p  ;)  :D  :D


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post May 3 2002, 06:03 PM
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how come youve seen her arse frase, emily :0
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post May 3 2002, 06:47 PM
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Hey, if frase saw your butt I wanna see your butt too em!!!
ITS MY FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT!!!


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post May 4 2002, 06:21 PM
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i havent seen her arse at all, its called support, women dont like people talkin about their behinds. So i was being nice by tellin her arse is fine!  :)


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post May 6 2002, 12:53 PM
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who hasnt seen her arse? i can see it from here, and im in loughborogh!


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post May 7 2002, 12:59 AM
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:0


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post May 7 2002, 08:41 AM
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all men hold the right to insult the size of womens arses , its all we have left .( doesn't work to well with stangers at 3am on friday nights in the kebab house )  :D  :D  :D


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post May 7 2002, 10:18 AM
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Just to clear things up, I was not insulting Emily's arse. Womble wasn't even there so once again he is way off the mark. Emmy broke the toilet handle, I don't know how, she just did. She is the Destructor, she breaks stuff. Bless her...


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post May 7 2002, 12:00 PM
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well i was hurrah!


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post May 7 2002, 03:37 PM
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i should really try to read the forums every day so that i can stand up for myself, but thanx frase ;)
And i seem to have pulled the handle off, dunno how, just shows hows stronge i am so i would watch it womble or the next thing i pull of wont be a toilet handle :devil:


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post May 7 2002, 04:45 PM
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I would watch your wording in future

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or the next thing i pull off wont be a toilet handle


I think he might enjoy that  :)


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post May 7 2002, 04:56 PM
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bloody hell , beard wrote a sentence without a spelling mistake  :p


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