Blonde jokes, no offence to ne blondies on teh forum Options

[56mm]

A blindman and his guidedog enter a bar and find their way to
a barstool.

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the
blind guy  yells  to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? "Thebar  immediately  becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman  next  to  the  blindman says,"Before you tell that joke, you should know  something.  The Bartender is blonde,the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6'tall,  200  pound  blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman  sitting  next  to  me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a
blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. So think about it mister, you still  wanna tell that blonde joke?"  The blindguy says," Nah, not if I'm gonna  Have to  Explain it five times."

[Flibble]

This may be told badly but this is from memory from a while ago

There is a ventrilaquist (How the fuck do you spell that?) performing his act. During the act he starts to make jokes about blonde woman and as he goes on there is this blond in the front row getting very annoyed at the rather insulting jokes. She eventualy couldn't take it any more and stands up shouting her disaproval at these jokes. She goes on to say how its people like him who give all blond woman a bad name and make it difficult for them to get better jobs and respect in the work place. At this point the man on the stange starts to apologize for his jokes when the woman shouts back "Oi! i wasnt talking to you, i was talking to the little guy sitting on your knee".

[Flibble]

. . . .

*The audience goes silent*

What did i say?

[56mm]

lol its all cos sam is blonde and theyre all scared of her

well me and flib arent! powah

(it was all flibs idea btw   )

[Frase]

i have no blonde jokes cos i love blondes, hence why i pulled one tonite on the big frase, big nite out, photos to follow on big frase online  

Oh by the way im absolutleyt smashed and im suprised i can write this good!

[56mm]

i do cuncur that i am off my bleeding nut

that took like 5mins to get right

[Maverick]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!" The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"  


I think that's the joke ur looking for Flibble

[Flibble]

Ive only heard it by mouth from a while ago . . . but yup, thats about it

[Murray]

no one likes a smart arse, eh mav!  

[paul]

A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang. It was her
husband, urgently warning her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's
a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the blonde, "There's hundreds of them!"

[Maverick]

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