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Emily
post May 1 2002, 12:18 PM
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Sorry you know i love you  :inlove: and that i dont mean it, just having a bad day and needed to cheer myself up  :(
feel much better though :D   :p


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post May 1 2002, 12:31 PM
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why is alex using a picture of james as hia avater thingy ? :p


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post May 1 2002, 12:34 PM
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Paul - you're confused!!

Well i'm damn well worried.  Alex said
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Then again I do prefer women to men


Prefer??

I'm off for some councelling. ???


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post May 1 2002, 12:35 PM
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/me runs in and clears all innocent by standers out of the way so that James and Quaker can fight properly  :p  

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post May 1 2002, 12:36 PM
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He can't look like Dale Winton AND a turd can he? Then again..............!  :p


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post May 1 2002, 12:38 PM
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/me pushes Alex back in the room and locks the door


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post May 1 2002, 12:39 PM
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Why is Jon bleeding profusely from the hid? Muthafawka.
And I'll have you know I was very proud of my uber-turd and I am happy to be associated with it.


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post May 1 2002, 12:40 PM
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LOL  :D  :D  :D  This thread cheers me up!


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Is there anyway in which this forum can be fitted with a breathalyser test... so that it wont let me log in when Im over the limit??

I don't half write a lorra shite :)


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post May 1 2002, 12:50 PM
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Lets have a look at those big money balls.........

James, having never been to the U.S of A could you tell me, do think it was the fact that the yanks tend to eat large portions or are the toilet bowls slightly more shallow than the British versions? Im simply amazed that you managed to produce both an 'iceberg' and a 'U-bend blocker' in one foul poop.
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post May 1 2002, 01:00 PM
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we should get james a t-shirt with NEXT TIME YOU HEAR THE BEEP on the back  :D


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post May 1 2002, 03:36 PM
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so no one is sure on the longest turd then?


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post May 1 2002, 03:40 PM
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I think we should give the award to James considering the amount of shit he's been through :)


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post May 1 2002, 05:37 PM
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LONGEST TURD

The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a
'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially
measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his
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