so kingston this saturday Options

[=LAW=Popple]

ok then so we is gonna meet up go to a pub or two have some drinks pick up some ladys hehe then back to neils , ok so i`ll be driving up to london i guess that its kingston near elephant and castle ? i`m gonna pick up halos from maybe vic station and also maybe flibble and lazy then we will park up near neils get some drink on the way then when we is all ready off to the pub , i myself cant wait .

so i`ll be needing a mobile number or neils house phone number for when i get close he can guide me in  
ok anything i missed ?

[=LAW=HalOS]

thought Kingston upon Thames was closer to Twickenham...

if it is closer to Elephant & Castle and/or Neil lives close to a tube station I can get the tube... but if not a lift would be wicked Pops... and yes I can get to Victoria quicker than beckhams tackle on viagra...

me moby is 07714329750 (and no phone bombs plz )

oh and by the way, just so you lot don't go upto an information desk and broadcast over the PR system 'Could a mister Hal-OS please come to the front desk (which would be pretty cool)...' my names Ollie by the way... †(but you can call me Hal if you really want too )

ooohh /me getting all excited

[neil]

Ok, here's the deal.  If you are coming by car, you need to be on the A3 if coming from central london get off at the Ace of Spades/Hook Road roundabout.  You will see a J.D. Wetherspoons (The Cap In Hand), go in there and then call me ( will give out my mobile no. via email for those who want it )neil.annals@virgin.net

If you're coming from Guildford direction you need to get off at Tolworth Junction and turn round to come back on yourself, then get off at Ace of Spades.

Program of events:

1.  Meet and greet at "Cap In Hand" (1930?)
2.  Dump your stuff at Nelly's palace of fun.
3.  Get bus into Kingston (70p) to get lashed.
4.  Back to Nelly's palace of fun for nightcaps.

Availability permitting, our guide round Kingston will be the beautiful Naunnie (the better half), tips will be expected ( sorry, accepted) at the end of the tour. Any smart arse comments from Womble about my girlfriend and I will kill you slowly but painfully and dump your body in the Thames with the others.  For those of you not staying, please come round beforehand so we can all meet up before going to Kingston.  Also, parking in Kingston is a bit of a nightmare so you might want to consider the bus.

James has paid me a considerable ammount to have the sofa bed (Cheers m8! so the rest of you will need sleeping bags for the dining room floor. Oh yeh, if you vomit in my house i will cut your tounge out. Hehehehehe.

Furthe details available on request, you alcohol is subject to status.

 

[womble]

I wouldnt dream of having a smart arsed comment about the hostess of the precedings and being required to pay her at the end of the night.

[neil]

Don't bother.

[quaker]

will meet you in ston of kin  

[koolcat]

cant do it this weekend im still on 3 different types of antibiotic - which means i cant drink
however next time you guys are up i will come to play
i may even have a stoppover in brighton soon so you guys can show me the sights!
me miserable...

[russ-boy]

Soz to t'boz. No can do Saturday.  Have unfortunately had a medieval do planned for the past 4 weeks, so will be busy eating much meat (Mike, get your coat quick).

Incidentally have dressed up twice in the past 2 weekends - haven't had 2 do that 4 ages (kung fu Master last weekend...photos 2 follow, and Henry VIII [medieval enough for my liking] this w'end)...

Has anyone else in the Patrol (past or present) had any decent dress-ups, and if so, any photos?

[Frase]

Cant make this weekend guys, would love to tho!  

Will defo make the next one to see you all, might bring sherm along (Stricly coke tho! )

Photos of dressing up eh?? well not quite "dressin up" more like a good ol' fashioned "Piss Up" One from an 18th party not so long ago (plenty of pics of me with ma bitchs ) and ill be posting up soon my nite out with the lads pics!! Bubbs and sam steady! Catch it all at the newly revamped Big Frase Online

[koolcat]

i actually fancy having 1 pint though as tolworth is just down the road for me. If you guys and girls are stopping for a pint @tolworth ill pop down and get yah 1 in ! let me know. Anyone want my mobile number see me on the server b4 saturday and lets see if we can arrange for me to meet up with you b4 you go anywhere else.If you want number b4 this mail me and ill send it.

[james]

Good night out chaps and chapesses - good to see Koolcat up and about and top effort for HalOS, Lazy and Flib for braving this countries public transport to get where we were going.

And for those that pulled out with some of the lamest excuses known to man (Womble, Bubbles, Alex, Meat, Lardy and Popple) - camper than a row of pink tents at a village people tribute party.    

[Alex]

Sorry peeps. Do feel a tad pooflike as it sounds like Koolcat was still in a hospital gown with drip attached!

Was a bloody good gig tho, especially the leather biker and the construction workers duet at the end, camptastic! †