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james |
Apr 4 2002, 08:00 AM
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James Bond - international spy and superhero - always gets into adverntures, very suave, plays the old Bacarat and is unflinchingly cool under all situations.
But he's a bit of a bore in bed it would seem - only goes for missionary position nookie. You never see him bending one of his lovely ladies over a sofa and giving her a good back scuttling, enjoying a quickie in the loos of one of the sophisticated casinos he goes to or putting marks in the roof of the Aston. It just doesn't seem right to me. Also - the plural of the singular sheep is sheep - same for fish amd fish. Are there any other words like this? (It's not a test - I have no idea) -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
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womble |
Apr 4 2002, 09:31 AM
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How about:
cod deer offspring perch trout salmon pike halibut tuna golf -------------------- Very funny, now tell me the one that doesnt suck.
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james |
Apr 4 2002, 09:35 AM
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Group: Super Administrators Posts: 3296 Joined: 2-March 01 From: Surrey, UK Member No.: 13 |
Deer and Off spring are good I think - not sure that Golf counts (you don't have multiple golf's do you? ). And your extensive knowledge of fish scares me.
-------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
"A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head" - annon "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - Dan Quayle |
womble |
Apr 4 2002, 10:47 AM
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Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 774 Joined: 23-November 01 From: Anywhere you want me, sexy!! Member No.: 58 |
ok but we dont talk about the fish
-------------------- Very funny, now tell me the one that doesnt suck.
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Sam |
Apr 4 2002, 11:06 AM
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I have always been worried about Womble.
I am now also severely worried about you too James. -------------------- Do you come here often? I said.....come.
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james |
Apr 4 2002, 11:22 AM
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Group: Super Administrators Posts: 3296 Joined: 2-March 01 From: Surrey, UK Member No.: 13 |
Why? Shall I explain to everyone the fluid dynamics experiment I performed on Sunday Sam?
-------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
"A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head" - annon "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - Dan Quayle |
Janette |
Apr 4 2002, 11:37 AM
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Yeah do it
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paul |
Apr 4 2002, 12:00 PM
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Mouse - Mice
English ?? French ?? -------------------- Of course I'm arrogant...The best always are!
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=LAW=HalOS |
Apr 4 2002, 12:19 PM
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Group: Full Members Posts: 278 Joined: 19-January 02 From: London, UK Member No.: 15 |
Spandex?
(I failed english ) -------------------- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
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Janette |
Apr 4 2002, 12:20 PM
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Not sure if you should have suggested that one.
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=LAW=HalOS |
Apr 4 2002, 12:22 PM
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Group: Full Members Posts: 278 Joined: 19-January 02 From: London, UK Member No.: 15 |
not sure about anything anymore....
-------------------- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
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quaker |
Apr 4 2002, 01:39 PM
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someone say spandex ? ok im listening
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LAW Lardy |
Apr 4 2002, 01:46 PM
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Member Group: Full Members Posts: 306 Joined: 30-October 01 From: Brighton Member No.: 55 |
i'd just like to point out you can have multiple golf's...
... this is especially true if you happen to own a volkswagon dealership -------------------- 70% Pissed of with everything, 25% Moody, 5% undecided (Cant remember what i was pissed off with - and thats about as hapy as I'll get)
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LAW Lardy |
Apr 4 2002, 01:48 PM
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Member Group: Full Members Posts: 306 Joined: 30-October 01 From: Brighton Member No.: 55 |
one other thing that boggles me...
Spandex and Lycra - totally different or seperated at birth? -------------------- 70% Pissed of with everything, 25% Moody, 5% undecided (Cant remember what i was pissed off with - and thats about as hapy as I'll get)
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Sam |
Apr 4 2002, 03:25 PM
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Really worried about EVERYBODY now - might just go and hide myself in a darkened room with no doors or windows or weirdos!!! (Before anyone else says it - except myself )
And, no James, don't think you want to share your fluid dynamics experiment with everyone - well I wouldn't if I were you anyway. -------------------- Do you come here often? I said.....come.
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