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| =LAW=HalOS |
 Apr 4 2002, 03:54 PM
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there is no point in running Sam... we will find you whereever you go...
 MUHAAHAHAH -------------------- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
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| paul |
Apr 4 2002, 09:38 PM
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Child is a good one - changes completely when plural - fuck wits......i mean children!
-------------------- Of course I'm arrogant...The best always are!
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| 56mm |
Apr 5 2002, 09:53 AM
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Has your house been egged/car stolen recently by kids then paul ?
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| michael |
Apr 5 2002, 02:05 PM
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[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1480 Joined: 4-March 01 From: Yateley, Hampshire Member No.: 56 |
Another one: In the movie The Fast and The Furious, Vin Diesel and co partake in an illegal drag race along a straight road in LA. At the start line Hector, the token 'hispanic trying to go legit', claims not to be racing that night and collects all the bets taken prior to the race. Diesel's girlfriend, his sister and Ja-Rule's entourage all stand and watch as Hector starts the race. The four cars go hell for leather at 140mph down the street and do not turn once. The cars are fitted with tanks of nitrous-oxide, the stuff that Womble buys from Halfords every week, propelling these incredible machines to over 160mph. Vin Diesel crosses the line victorious to the cheers of the crowd. He collects his winnings from Hector and then hugs his girlfriend. Ja-Rule crosses in third place and is immediately 'dissed' by his 'homies'. Did I miss something or did Hector have a supercharged Toyota Space Wagon capable of transporting 120 people over a quarter mile in less than 10 seconds. Maybe it should have been called The Vast and the Furious.
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| Murray |
Apr 5 2002, 03:22 PM
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 Group: [RP CS Clan] Posts: 523 Joined: 23-March 02 From: Lincoln Member No.: 74 |
how come (for example) fuck and duck rhyme, but fuck and fuck dont?
try it in a piece of poetry tonight (i made this up in 2 seconds, can u tell?) there was a young man from leeds who cudnt get laid cos he bleeds he wanted a fuck he didnt care who to fuck and now to the ladies he pleads (ha ha ha wot a pile of wank) but u get the idea? the same words dont rhyme -------------------- Macho Macho Man, I've got to be, a Macho Man
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| Murray |
Apr 5 2002, 03:29 PM
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Group: [RP CS Clan] Posts: 523 Joined: 23-March 02 From: Lincoln Member No.: 74 |
another 2 things - i) How do snakes have sex?
does the male one turn into a nob and then ram itself down the female? ii) Is leprosy contageous? -------------------- Macho Macho Man, I've got to be, a Macho Man
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