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james
post Apr 4 2002, 08:00 AM
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James Bond - international spy and superhero - always gets into adverntures, very suave, plays the old Bacarat and is unflinchingly cool under all situations.
But he's a bit of a bore in bed it would seem - only goes for missionary position nookie.
You never see him bending one of his lovely ladies over a sofa and giving her a good back scuttling, enjoying a quickie in the loos of one of the sophisticated casinos he goes to or putting marks in the roof of the Aston. It just doesn't seem right to me.

Also - the plural of the singular sheep is sheep - same for fish amd fish. Are there any other words like this? (It's not a test - I have no idea)


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post Apr 4 2002, 09:31 AM
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How about:

cod
deer
offspring
perch
trout
salmon
pike
halibut
tuna
golf
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post Apr 4 2002, 09:35 AM
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Deer and Off spring are good I think - not sure that Golf counts (you don't have multiple golf's do you? ). And your extensive knowledge of fish scares me.


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post Apr 4 2002, 10:47 AM
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ok but we dont talk about the fish  ???


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post Apr 4 2002, 11:06 AM
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I have always been worried about Womble.

I am now also severely worried about you too James.


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post Apr 4 2002, 11:22 AM
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Why? Shall I explain to everyone the fluid dynamics experiment I performed on Sunday Sam?


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post Apr 4 2002, 11:37 AM
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Yeah do it  ;)


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post Apr 4 2002, 12:00 PM
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Mouse - Mice
English ??
French ??


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post Apr 4 2002, 12:19 PM
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Spandex? :D







(I failed english :p )


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Not sure if you should have suggested that one.  ???


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not sure about anything anymore....


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someone say spandex ? ok im listening  :p


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post Apr 4 2002, 01:46 PM
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i'd just like to point out you can have multiple golf's...

... this is especially true if you happen to own a volkswagon dealership :)


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post Apr 4 2002, 01:48 PM
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one other thing that boggles me...

Spandex and Lycra - totally different or seperated at birth?


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post Apr 4 2002, 03:25 PM
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Really worried about EVERYBODY now - might just go and hide myself in a darkened room with no doors or windows or weirdos!!!  (Before anyone else says it - except myself :p)

And, no James, don't think you want to share your fluid dynamics experiment with everyone - well I wouldn't if I were you anyway.


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