A well know chain of service stations... Options

[james]

A well know chain of service stations is currently running a series of radio advertisments about their high quality of customer service and the 'special' people they employ - the ad's have these 'superstars' of the forecourt explaining how they have helped people in the past - the tagline of the ads is something like: 'You'll find people like xxx at all our service stations.'

Now the original Ringers who used to drink in the Mariners in Bagshot will remember the resident lushes - our own Paul Heppard, Gordon and Colin Mepham.
Colin is of course one of the attendants of the Bagshot branch of this chain of service stations.

So remember people - 'You'll find people like Colin at all their service stations.' God help them.
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A story about Colin.
One day while at work Colin received a call from his mother (Colin is about 50 and his mum must be about 105), his mother sounded very upset so he promptly left work early and rushed home. When he got home his mum told him that two kids with masks had knocked on her door and screamed at her, frightening her. Having heard this Colin then proceeded to write an article for the local news paper warning that there where two youths going around scaring old people. Colin was delighted with his achievements and went down his local boozer. Upon arriving he promptly started to warn people in the pub and after a few whiskies his friends convinced him that he should phone the police and inform them about the youths. Using the pub pay phone Colin phoned the police and started to describe the incident to them, at which point the police politely pointed out that it was Halloween and if he tried to pull another prank like this they would arrest him.
Oh and his article was printed in the next edition of the local paper.

I hope this helps you in getting a clearer picture of what Colin is like.