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Janette
post Mar 20 2002, 01:56 PM
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Why is it, that there are so many questions out there that either don't have an answer, or the answer is completely rubbish?

Everyone has them. For example,†Why is the earth round, how high is the sky, when am i gonna get paid. :)

I know these following questions have been asked before but i still don't know the answers. So, help me please.

I want to know where the hell snot comes from and where it's stored, or how the hell it reproduces so damn quickly. †I have had a cold for a few days and the snot just doesn't stop. †I must have blown away 3 times my own body weight through my nose in the last 72 hours.

And why is a blow job called a blow job? †Huh? †I'm sure, and i've never tried it you understand, that it would cause an alarming amount of discomfort for the male if you blew. †So why the hell is it not called a suck and lick job. †I realise it doesn't sound too great but at least it says what it means.

Anyway, if you have answers for me, then great. †If not, then please post your questions and attempt to get them answered. †There must be someone out there who knows the answers. †Maybe even me ;)


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post Mar 20 2002, 02:51 PM
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May I just ask wot caused you to be thinking of Blow jobs at 13.56 on a Wednesday afternoon? Pepperami for lunch maybe?

In answer to your question blow job, suck 'n' lick job, sliding down the greasy pole of depravity job, who gives a monkeys wot its called lets just celebrate the fact that it exists at all and that some ladies are fantastically talented in the art (BJ Champion u know who u r!;)

P.s. Paul i'll say it for you "Thats my sister!"


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post Mar 20 2002, 03:51 PM
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And I still want to know what animals think.


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post Mar 20 2002, 04:13 PM
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How do they know that dogs only see in B/W? (and what do they think about that!;)


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post Mar 20 2002, 05:05 PM
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The following page doesnt say where snot comes from but it might make snot more pleasent for you.

useful snot page

or try this page for more info.

snot facts

Dogs can see in colour.
The retina is the part of the eye that does the actual seeing. †It lines the back of the inside of the eyeball and detects the light that enters through the lens, which is at the front of the eyeball. The retina is made up of two types of light sensitive cells - rods and cones. Rods detect movement and, being sensitive to very small amount of light, are important for seeing in dark conditions. Cones ëseeí colour and involved with detailed sight. Because the dogsí retina has a very high proportion of rods, they see better in the dark and can detect movement more finely than we can. However, dogs have only about one tenth the human number of cones, and do not see colours as well as us. They are able to see shades of gray very well as it is rods which do the work in this case. Dogs are a bit like a colour-blind human. People who can see the full range of colours are said to have trichromatic vision; that is they can distinguish three colours of light. In the way that all colours of paint can be mixed from the three primary colours, being trichromatic means we can ëmixí the light colours we see to get the full range of colours. Red/green colour blindness is the most common form of colour blindness in humans. Those affected are dichromatic and only perceive two light colours. Dogs are dichromatic and can distinguish only two colours: blue and yellow. They are unable to recognize green, orange or red

As for "how high is the Sky" well the word sky means "apparent dome over the earth, background of the clouds, sun, moon, and stars" which means that what you see when you look up (when outside) is the sky, as to where it ends and starts is up to you as the word sky is only a description of the entire upward view and not an exact measurment. If you realy wanted to split what you see when you look up into sections then this will help:

ïThermosphere: The thermosphere is a thermal classification of the atmosphere. In the thermosphere, temperature increases with altitude. The thermosphere includes the exosphere and part of the ionosphere. At about 800 miles it turns into outer space.

ïExosphere: The exosphere is the outermost layer of the Earth's atmosphere. The exosphere goes from about 400 miles (640 km) high to about 800 miles (1,280 km). The lower boundary of the exosphere is called the critical level of escape, where atmospheric pressure is very low (the gas atoms are very widely spaced) and the temperature is very low.

ïIonosphere: The ionosphere starts at about 43-50 miles (70-80 km) high and continues for hundreds of miles (about 400 miles = 640 km). It contains many ions and free electrons (plasma). The ions are created when sunlight hits atoms and tears off some electrons. Auroras occur in the ionosphere.

ïMesosphere: The mesosphere is characterized by temperatures that quickly decrease as height increases. The mesosphere extends from between 31 and 50 miles (17 to 80 kilometers) above the earth's surface.

ïStratosphere: The stratosphere is characterized by a slight temperature increase with altitude and the absence of clouds. The stratosphere extends between 11 and 31 miles (17 to 50 kilometers) above the earth's surface. The earth's ozone layer is located in the stratosphere. Ozone, a form of oxygen, is crucial to our survival; this layer absorbs a lot of ultraviolet solar energy. Only the highest clouds (cirrus, cirrostratus, and cirrocumulus) are in the lower stratosphere.

ïTropopause: The tropopause is the boundary zone (or transition layer) between the troposphere and the stratosphere. The tropopause is characterized by little or no change in temperature altitude increases.

ïTroposphere: The troposphere is the lowest region in the Earth's (or any planet's) atmosphere. On the Earth, it goes from ground (or water) level up to about 11 miles (17 kilometers) high. The weather and clouds occur in the troposphere. In the troposphere, the temperature generally decreases as altitude increases.

So in short the sky can start from the ground up (depends on how short you are) and goes as far as the eye can see.

Just for you James:

Do animals think and if so what?



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post Mar 20 2002, 06:53 PM
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oooooooo whose been surfing the net eh looking for answers :p


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post Mar 20 2002, 06:59 PM
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Just to let you know I am looking into the "why is a blow job called a blow job" question.

At this stage I can only guess that the answer might be that if your bird gets a good seal around your knob while giving a blow job it blows the air out through her ass. :D works a bit like a bicyle pump, only you get to lay back and watch the pump do all the work!


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post Mar 20 2002, 07:16 PM
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Why is the Earth round?
Answer: Gravitational forces have molded the earth, like all celestial bodies, into a spherical shape. However, the earth is not an exact sphere, being slightly flattened at the poles and bulging at the equator. The equatorial diameter is c.7,926 mi (12,760 km) and the polar diameter 7,900 mi (12,720 km); the circumference at the equator is c.24,830 mi (40,000 km).


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post Mar 20 2002, 07:20 PM
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Good to see work is going well :p


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post Mar 20 2002, 11:43 PM
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get a job Mike.
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post Mar 21 2002, 08:10 AM
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im gonna print this topic and read it at night when im having trouble sleeping , should send me off nicely  ;)
mike get a job or a pair of glasses a note pad and an anorak  :p


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post Mar 21 2002, 12:33 PM
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Why is it, that there are so many questions out there that either don't have an answer, or the answer is completely rubbish?


I rest my case :p


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post Mar 21 2002, 03:48 PM
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I know where snot comes from.

You have mucus in your tubes (so to speak) and lungs so that before the air gets right inside and 'transported' into your bloodstream, all the dirt / dust particles in the air are removed.

When you have a cold or infection, your body starts to produce more - hence snot!

Please note I didn't use any technical terms because I did this in GCSE Science / PE which was a very long time ago and I can't remember them or can't spell them!!!

Please also note that I am brighter than I look or like to let on :)


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post Mar 21 2002, 04:57 PM
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Rubbish  :p

Thanks for your answers though - hehehe


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ok womble i can see when i come to see the ringers who to stay clear of in the pub , i`ll say hi but if you start of with

"did you know ? "

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