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Emily
post Sep 15 2006, 04:22 PM
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Take this test to find out what you should really be paying for your petty crimes


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post Sep 15 2006, 04:46 PM
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I am a 'scoundrel' - Years in prison: 101 Potential fine: £7000 squeeze.gif blush.gif devil.gif


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post Sep 15 2006, 05:01 PM
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James thats just wrong, i went an ticked all the yes boxes and got this
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Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil personÖ Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!


your not far off confused.gif biggrin.gif


if you read the comments along the side of the tick boxes it will give you some info about your crimes, 2 that made me laugh
Ever seen a naked mannequin?
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One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy.

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Ever shot someone with a bow and arrow?
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This is actually legal in centrain situations in the UK - in Chester, you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight. In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.


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post Sep 15 2006, 05:10 PM
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Oh no........


Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £7000


(I think it was putting the postage stamp upside down that did it...)


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post Sep 15 2006, 08:48 PM
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I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fineÖ Well maybe not. Yeah its OKÖ ActuallyÖ Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 90 Potential fine: £5000


Ah pants.... confused.gif

And that's just since Monday...



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post Sep 15 2006, 09:42 PM
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I feel that i must be missing out on life somehow. All I got was : -

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More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 112 Potential fine: £9500


I must have had more fun than that - haven't I ??????


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post Sep 16 2006, 06:57 AM
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potential years in prison 5 fine:£0 -i didnt think i was tht bad nnoooooooo 5 years


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post Sep 16 2006, 09:03 AM
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Ello, ello, elloÖ what 'ave we 'ere thenÖ? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that isÖ)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!



Blimey - they wouldn't do that to a pregnant women would they????? cry.gif


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post Sep 16 2006, 09:39 AM
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Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right placeÖ but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!


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post Sep 17 2006, 11:57 AM
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How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can beÖ You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Years in prison: 52 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!



I was hoping to have another 'yes' ticked the other day but it turns out its a little harder than i thought! Oh well.


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post Sep 17 2006, 02:21 PM
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Sam's:

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fineÖ Well maybe not. Yeah its OKÖ ActuallyÖ Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £7000


I just did it again cos Sam wanted to know what I had done and......... The same answers get me in more trouble now :

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Ello, ello, elloÖ what 'ave we 'ere thenÖ? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that isÖ)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!


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post Sep 18 2006, 03:56 PM
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Or maybe honesty is the best policy....... wink.gif


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post Sep 18 2006, 04:05 PM
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Shut up and have your baby!!!

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post Sep 20 2006, 06:41 AM
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Ello, ello, elloÖ what 'ave we 'ere thenÖ? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that isÖ)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7000

Not bad for a dodgy city type


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post Sep 20 2006, 11:35 AM
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How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can beÖ You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 62 Potential fine: £9500

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.


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