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laura
post Nov 2 2001, 10:26 PM
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matt, soon i will become a serious threat and be able to wup YOUR ass!;) It just might take a while...sadly i'm only a beginner but give me time and i will be dangerous!!!
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post Nov 4 2001, 06:11 PM
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His name was Evel and I had the wind up stunt bike when I was a kid. He had the stars-and-stripes cape and everything. Sparks would fly from his exhaust as he shot across the kitchen floor. Despite his incredible showmanship and patriotism, the Evel Knievel Stunt rider and Jetcycle could not cope with the impassable terrain that was a dining room carpet. He was also unable to jump a flight of stairs without crashing into a tangled mass of poseable limbs, twisted spokes and star-spangled parphenalia. This was just one of many dissapointments that would mark the end of my childhood.
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post Nov 5 2001, 09:09 AM
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alas i also had an evel keneval wind up and burn the skin on yer fingers stunt bike
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post Nov 6 2001, 12:15 AM
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Let's pay tribute to the Evel Knievel Stunt Bike by stickng a piccy on the site!

btw Shaggy, your mate Amanda is very cute and I would love to meat her...

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post Nov 7 2001, 11:55 PM
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mikey, if she was Glaswegian, it was probably bottle, not a punch!
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post Nov 8 2001, 10:16 PM
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But I'm sure there are much finer specimens out there for you to "reel" in on your "rod" :D
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post Nov 9 2001, 07:16 PM
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Shaggy, what are the chances of the other Amanda making an ugly duckling/ beautiful swan transformation? She was the only woman there not groped by Clive, including your wife, so she must have some redeeming factors. . .Is she rich?
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post Jul 11 2001, 03:20 PM
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Yoda would stand a good chance, what with his Jedi mind tricks etc.
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post Aug 6 2001, 06:07 PM
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Yoda would give anyone a pasting. If he can pull a 40 ton X-Wing starfighter out of 15 feet of slime by just sticking two fingers at it (brown or sticky, it doesn't matter Russ!), God knows what he's capable of on a Sturday night outside Pantiles when he's on the sauce...
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post Aug 7 2001, 05:11 PM
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so is the tooth fairy real aswell???
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post Sep 14 2001, 02:00 PM
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so what have they replaced interactive Yoda's with then?
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post Oct 4 2001, 10:44 AM
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how dare you STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN is my hero
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post Oct 15 2001, 08:55 AM
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a picture of helens curtains , mmmmmm cotton or beef ?
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post Nov 2 2001, 10:54 AM
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Yoda would beat everyone hands down I'm afraid - he the little green dude! I've heard a little rumour that Yoda will be kicking some serious badass in the new film so maybe we'll get the chance to find out...???

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post Nov 2 2001, 11:06 PM
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Wasn't 'Death Start' that show when we were kids - some sort of time trials on scramblers?
Oh no - wait- that was 'Kick Start'.
My bad.
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