Heckler Spray Options

[camsmith]

I happened to stumble across this site on a link from google. www.hecklerspray.com seems to be reading between the lines a little bit. It's a much more entertaining read than BBC News, with stories covering TV, Movies, Computer Games and more.

And there was us thinking that the only thing Keane singer Tom Chaplin was addicted to was pies and whiny piano ballads. Turns out he's fond of getting wasted on booze and cocaine, too.

Now, the last thing we want to do is to call the removal of any trace of Tom And Jerry smoking 'political correctness gone mad,' since the only people who actually use that phrase tend to be the type of people who think that being told they can't throw rocks at black people in the street is political correctness gone mad - but there are a couple of reasons why painstakingly painting out images of smoking in Tom And Jerry cartoons is pointless.

1) It's a smoking cat. Who wants to pick a moving painting of a smoking cat as a role model? Most sane people would only copy the actions of a cat if humans had the ability to jam their tongue up their anus, and they haven't. 2) Chances are that seconds after Tom rolled his cigarette in Texas Tom, Jerry chopped him up with an industrial mincer, set fire to the remains and stuffed the ashes up his bum. Who'd want to smoke with repercussions like that?

Now that's the way I like my news presented. Hey, they even have links to "reputable" news sites.

This post has been edited by camsmith: Aug 23 2006, 12:23 PM

[Inspector Weasel]

Most sane people would only copy the actions of a cat if humans had the ability to jam their tongue up their anus, and they haven't.

Haven't they........you never wondered where Clive digs out the burgers from???