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michael
post Feb 5 2002, 09:20 PM
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Just take your trophy and shut up.


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post Feb 6 2002, 08:23 AM
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isn't that the moment when bill asks you if you'd like to see his collection of cigars , only to refuse and say mines the best  :p


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post Feb 6 2002, 01:32 PM
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Looks like my fears that Jamies previous cross-dressing experience would influence his views on the subject were indeed well founded...


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post Feb 6 2002, 08:34 PM
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post Feb 7 2002, 10:02 AM
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beardy boy-u look fab...but im a little concerned that all the men are making that comment...i think they might fancy you!... :D ...maybe it is not just matt who is gay!!! :devil:
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post Feb 5 2002, 09:13 PM
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I would just like to enphasise the fact that

"I won I won I won I won I won.......mines the best!!! nah nah nah some of the opposition had fine examples of wild beards but clearly none of them are a patch on mine!!"

I am slightly distressed about the picture of me shaking Bill Clintons hand.  This has bothered me for various reasons;

Firstly this is Bill Clinton we are talking about & we all know about his preferences for youngsters in dresses.....he would have probably tryed it on by now.

Secondly, don't you think my head looks out of proportion to the rest of my body (hey I said head)

Finally and most inportantly in my mind is the fact that i appear to be wearing a dress in the first place.  As far as I am aware none of you have ever seen a photo of me wearing a dress.  (They are all very well hidden :p )


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post Feb 5 2002, 09:38 PM
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Who cares?  You're wearing a dress dude......


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post Feb 6 2002, 01:05 PM
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congrat's beardo, dress suites you dude.

(jamie not matt by the way)


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post Feb 6 2002, 08:23 PM
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er....it was me trying to shift the blame....yeh thats right blame me, im a cross dressing bastard!!

i can only apologise.


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post Feb 7 2002, 12:09 AM
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my personal opinion is that whilst Beard IS a complete beard of the year, i'm shocked that any of u can say that Andy Beard's is not THE supreme beard of the year...let's be honest ffs!  A couple of bits of pubic hair cellotaped onto my chin could surely qualifty next to Beard's!
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post Feb 7 2002, 12:10 AM
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P.S.  Beard, the dress kinda suits ya.
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post Feb 7 2002, 01:20 PM
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