Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register ) · 0 New Messages

 
 Reply to this topicStart new topic
> nip-jitsu, new style
russ-boy
post Nov 7 2001, 05:54 PM
Post #1


Moderator [Ringer Patrol]
Group Icon

Group: [Ringer Patrol]
Posts: 1105
Joined: 8-March 01
From: Somewhere in darkest Surrey, not exactly light years from an off-licence
Member No.: 4
bate, perhaps we could get a few piccies of these awesome moves so you can give us all an insight into this new style.  Have you developed a new evil laugh yet?
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
russ-boy
post Nov 7 2001, 11:52 PM
Post #2


Moderator [Ringer Patrol]
Group Icon

Group: [Ringer Patrol]
Posts: 1105
Joined: 8-March 01
From: Somewhere in darkest Surrey, not exactly light years from an off-licence
Member No.: 4
and preferably some large eye-brows
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Shagster
post Nov 8 2001, 02:30 PM
Post #3


Member
Group Icon

Group: Full Members
Posts: 38
Joined: 1-November 01
From: Nowhere at the moment
Member No.: 57
I feel that the development of this ultra-new technique still needs a few refinements. I have been on the receiving end of Rocket's nip-strike but it was waaaaay off target - I feel it is vitally important for you to know where the #### the nipples are on a human being!!
It's all well and good practicing on small animals but this needs to be resolved quickly...

Shagster

User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
jamie
post Nov 9 2001, 10:28 PM
Post #4


Member
Group Icon

Group: [Ringer Patrol]
Posts: 731
Joined: 17-October 01
From: sitting on my arse
Member No.: 3
1. i'll see if i can sort out the pic's!, evil laugh still needs more practice.
2. i'll work on the beard
3.have u seen my eyebrows?
4. i take it he wasnt big matt?
5. Small animals?
6. yes nipple.
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
jamie
post Jan 4 2002, 05:50 PM
Post #5


Member
Group Icon

Group: [Ringer Patrol]
Posts: 731
Joined: 17-October 01
From: sitting on my arse
Member No.: 3
still on the edge of your seat? good. :p


--------------------
We don't torture... we freedom tickle.
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
jamie
post Nov 7 2001, 04:31 PM
Post #6


Member
Group Icon

Group: [Ringer Patrol]
Posts: 731
Joined: 17-October 01
From: sitting on my arse
Member No.: 3
Myself and rocket have spent the last few years training and developing the art of nipple-jitsu or nip-jitsu for short. This new form requires intense training and an xtremely high pain tolerance. Grand Master Brandon and Grand Master Rocket will soon be opening our first  training school.  Many of the basic srikes blocks and bridges originate from wing-chun, woo shoo, fencing, and thumb war.
More advanced students will be alowed to train with various weapons including- salad prongs, litter pickers, cigarettes, and tea-towels.
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
michael
post Nov 7 2001, 08:22 PM
Post #7


[Ringer Patrol]
Group Icon

Group: [Ringer Patrol]
Posts: 1480
Joined: 4-March 01
From: Yateley, Hampshire
Member No.: 56
You would need a beard to go with the evil laugh too.

I'll get me coat..again..

User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Matt
post Nov 8 2001, 02:02 AM
Post #8


Member
Group Icon

Group: [Ringer Patrol]
Posts: 311
Joined: 5-September 01
From: Home? Computer?
Member No.: 40
I have juat tried to explain Nip Jitsu to a very pissed bloke, he didnt relly get my drift,............ until I demonstarted, then he got it!!!
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Janette
post Nov 8 2001, 05:58 PM
Post #9


[Ringer Patrol]
Group Icon

Group: [Ringer Patrol]
Posts: 759
Joined: 24-May 01
From: Yateley, Hants
Member No.: 19
Did someone say nipple? :biggrin:
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
russ-boy
post Nov 12 2001, 06:43 PM
Post #10


Moderator [Ringer Patrol]
Group Icon

Group: [Ringer Patrol]
Posts: 1105
Joined: 8-March 01
From: Somewhere in darkest Surrey, not exactly light years from an off-licence
Member No.: 4
, and throw away the razor and grow those lamb chops!
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
jamie
post Dec 8 2001, 10:37 PM
Post #11


Member
Group Icon

Group: [Ringer Patrol]
Posts: 731
Joined: 17-October 01
From: sitting on my arse
Member No.: 3
edge of your seats boys and girls, photos on the way. the boy has taken some demo shots which will be with you shortly! :p


--------------------
We don't torture... we freedom tickle.
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
russ-boy
post Jan 4 2002, 08:42 PM
Post #12


Moderator [Ringer Patrol]
Group Icon

Group: [Ringer Patrol]
Posts: 1105
Joined: 8-March 01
From: Somewhere in darkest Surrey, not exactly light years from an off-licence
Member No.: 4
obviously u guys might be on the edge of your seat for some time - getting Jamie to do stuff for the site is as difficult as getting Sam, our dog, not to shag my leg all the time.

Jamie, check yr email
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
« Next Oldest · kung fu · Next Newest »
 

Reply to this topicStart new topic
7 User(s) are reading this topic (7 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

 

Display Mode: Standard · Switch to: Linear+ · Switch to: Outline

Track this topic · Email this topic · Print this topic · Subscribe to this forum

-   Time is now: 31st January 2025 - 09:08 PM
Invision Power Board v2.1.7 © 2025  IPS, Inc.

Content © ringerpatrol.net 2001-2007 -- Design by Designified

www.designified.com