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Two celebrities sit next to each other on a plane:
"Hi, my name is Bond, James Bond.. says one. The other replies, "Hi, my name is Damme, Van Damme, Claude Van Damme, Jean-Claude Van Damme..." -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
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