Stupid People, you know the ones I'm talking about Options

[Emily]

Well first I would like to point out how much stupid people piss my wonderful boyfriend off. Everyday I hear a new story about a stupid person that James had the pleasure to cross. Everyday I fear that one day my boyfriend might find out that i too am a in this exclusive class of people.

Today i went to the vet to have a pet of mine put down along with taking another for a follow up injection, on leaving the vets I placed my deceased pet on the roof of my car (no its not what you think, close but still not) with my hand bag while I strapped my other little friend into the passengers seat, I then placed my deceased pet onto the seat and proceeded to drive home. When I got home i put my living pet away and gave my deceased pet to my mother. Put where oh where did i put my hand bag, oh yes on top of my car, where is it now, who the fuck knows. I drove back to look for my back but it was no where to be found, I went to police station to report it and then had another look and went home.

now as some of you may know I'm going on holiday with James in under two weeks time and like the stupid person i have so proudly class myself as I had my passport in my handbag (oh for fucks sake) along with my purse, bank cards, mobile phone and yes what i really needed at the time my fags. Well after much stress and a very hard time working out that its most likely that i will not get a passport in time for my holiday a kind old gentle phone me from my mobile and told me he had found my back and picked it up. yes all was well and all was still in my bag, thank fuck!

Well after this I wonít be keeping my passport in my bag and i should be going on holiday thatís if my boyfriend doesnít dump me first.
please please please, i wont do anything like that again.
(even though it is the second time i have left my bag on top of my car and driven off)
I wont I promise


and before any of you say anything this is nothing like burning my key, this is in fact, most likely my own fault, we wont mention the stupid people involved in the key buring incident.

This post has been edited by Emily: Apr 27 2004, 08:01 PM

[paul]

Yeah you lot!!! No one mention the idiot that put the keys in the box........................Whoops!

[Emily]

wanker!

[Bird]

That's a good one. A friend of mine did the same thing with their house keys on the roof of their car and drove off and had to change the locks.... not me, no, it was my friend...

But it's still not quite as stupid as some people:

1) "Did you realise the road was closed?"
"No"
"Then why did you drive on the opposite side of the road in order to go around the sign?"
"Oh, that sign? I wasn't sure if the road was actually closed or not"

2) "Madam, you'll have to go another route, because the road is closed"
"But I live down there"
"I appreciate that, but the road is closed. Now you are currently parked in the middle of a crossroads and I'd like you to move in case you cause an accident"
"But I live down that road"
"Move it, or get a ticket"
"I'm not moving until you open that road for me"

[Emily]

cool, not just me then

[camsmith]

Similar levels of stupidity last week as we watched the bomb squad close off a large area around Farringdon station. All sorts of people lifted up the tape that says "POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS" just so that they could post a letter in the post box not 10 feet from the suspect package.

Oh, not to mention the two guys on the balcony above the package, laughing at the idiots below them.

Or the people who kept insisting that they NEED to cross the road while there is no traffic (in the middle of the afternoon in the middle of London) as they are just going over there. Sign and body language reading is really funny from a distance.

(The coolest bit was watching Number 5 from Close Circuit come up, sniff the suitcase, shake it, shoot it and then just sit around) Turned out that some tourist got on a bus without their suitcase.

[james]

Wimmin

[Gypsy]

When you think about it we all do some pretty stupid stuff at some point in our lives..........................just some more than others I guess

[Twiglet]

No comment........

[Emily]

yeah i guess so, some poeple leave the bath running and flood the room below, but we wont mention them

[james]

Now who would do something daft like that