Small peace of advice, Small and perhaps a bit crap... Options

[Bird]

Lesson to be learned...


A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy;
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend;
3) When you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut.


I thank you - I'm here all week...
Jx

[jamie]

And who said chain emails were a bad thing?!

wait, let me get this right.... the cat ate the bird that was covered in poo? thats just nasty.

Is this some weird metaphor? jaimee? are you trying to get people to poo on you? or trying to get eaten?

or are you just cold?

If its just some story im going to be quite disapointed. so make something up!

what do you mean? Im not bored

This post has been edited by jamie: Mar 25 2004, 09:08 AM