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| Twiglet |
 Mar 24 2004, 04:52 PM
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cussed
lol like it colin see, ive got other people doing all the hard work for me now and jamie's yet to think of a good comeback! -------------------- More than just a sticky, salty snack.
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| Bird |
Mar 24 2004, 04:54 PM
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I think I may have said this on a previous thread, but......
Get a frickin' room! -------------------- Wrong Shui
- "Avoid keeping more than three items on your desk that you can't fit into your mouth" - "Plants with pointy leaves are bad for you. So are friends with pointy faces. Avoid both" |
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| jamie |
Mar 24 2004, 05:12 PM
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dont you mean 'Ive got stubble like a fox' Sarah, you should know better! especialy after guilt tripping me into not replying earlier!  and cum bucket???.......look whos talking! Colin, This kind of thinking will get you no where my green colonial friend  Incidentally, the reason for the delay in reply is not just because of the guilt trippage but also because I HAVE A JOB! Lazy student scum! (never thought i'd say that!) Neil, James do I get like a members card type thing now? awaiting "consequences" -------------------- We don't torture... we freedom tickle.
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| Twiglet |
Mar 24 2004, 05:20 PM
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I have several things to say to this. 1) u would know what one of those is i guess (amsterdam?!) (half tempted to say 'i know you are but what am i' )2) and if you call what u do (sit around in the office all day drinking tea) a job, then i'd be really interested to see you when you're unemployed... i knew there were other reasons as to why you're called sloth. I'd like to bring this to your attention also; Word: Sex Toilet Definition: A name for a particularly nasty whore who for some reason thinks he gets fucked all the time because he's hot. You tell him he's like a toilet because: 1.) Every uses it 2.) Nobody talks about it and 3.) You always wash your hands afterwards Apt??!?!?! This post has been edited by Twiglet: Mar 24 2004, 05:22 PM -------------------- More than just a sticky, salty snack.
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| jamie |
Mar 24 2004, 05:30 PM
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1) one more thing off my list!  2) as far as I know the only reason im called sloth... 3) are you saying being used for sex is a bad thing? Im afraid Im going to have to disagree there! Apt? most def! -------------------- We don't torture... we freedom tickle.
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| Twiglet |
Mar 24 2004, 05:35 PM
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You're the saddest, piss-poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a leather mini-skirt. Good looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of mule with a ruptured, pussing ulcerated fly-covered rump. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth, you slivering spawn from a hemorrhoidal leper's rectum? Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. Professional, my arse. You couldn't win a cigar after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana, you clueless, incompetent fuckwit. I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are, you toad-lickin, snot-flickin', inbred swamp spawn! Get a glass belly button; that way, if your head goes any further up your ass, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
Because I can. Represent. -------------------- More than just a sticky, salty snack.
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| jamie |
Mar 24 2004, 05:42 PM
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Insult generator-alicious.
Glad youve still got your imagination, and didnt have to go to a website to make up things to insult me with. Although I have to say its pretty acurate. Its also nice to see that you're still insulting me over the internet, dispite the fact that youve been no more that 20ft away from me pretty much all day. thanks. dont make me turn you into an angry pirate. -------------------- We don't torture... we freedom tickle.
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| Twiglet |
Mar 24 2004, 05:46 PM
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if it ain't broke, don't fix it.... which is more than i can say about you
especially the bit about the smell
All I can say is...cool! (Didn't actually write this bit but it's quite funny.... though he wouldn't dare.) EDIT: i'd like everyone to know that this post was edited by Jamie and that makes him a cheat! Hence forth I win. Nuff sed. This post has been edited by Twiglet: Mar 25 2004, 11:41 AM -------------------- More than just a sticky, salty snack.
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| jamie |
Mar 25 2004, 09:10 AM
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No arguments there! Does this mean I win? -------------------- We don't torture... we freedom tickle.
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| quaker |
 Mar 25 2004, 09:22 AM
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lol , kids !
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| Twiglet |
Mar 25 2004, 11:46 AM
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Shame you had to resort to cheating to get even close to winning.... Unfortunately for you though this looks like a moral victory for me! Sarah 1 - 0 Jamie. Though if we add up the beating me up bit I should get at least, ooh, 4 more points?! -------------------- More than just a sticky, salty snack.
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| jamie |
Mar 25 2004, 12:13 PM
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You're joking right?! thats like Hitler going up to Churchill at the end of WWII and going.." so er, I win yeh?" NO! (like how I made me Churchill and you Hitler?...brilliant!  ) -------------------- We don't torture... we freedom tickle.
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| Twiglet |
Mar 25 2004, 12:17 PM
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unfortunately i dont think churchill actually cheated
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| jamie |
Mar 25 2004, 12:20 PM
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Member Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 731 Joined: 17-October 01 From: sitting on my arse Member No.: 3 |
All's fair......
-------------------- We don't torture... we freedom tickle.
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| ericool |
Mar 25 2004, 06:27 PM
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anal discharge.
havent used that, someone said it to me t'other day. sorta freezes the conversation for a bit. why not try it out? with regards. Eric Parker. |
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