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Daft Joke, (but I giggled)

james	Mar 27 2003, 11:33 AM Post #1
Group: Super Administrators Posts: 3296 Joined: 2-March 01 From: Surrey, UK Member No.: 13	What time does Saddam have his dinner? When Tariq Aziz. -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men "A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head" - annon "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - Dan Quayle

Murray	Mar 27 2003, 04:13 PM Post #2
Group: [RP CS Clan] Posts: 523 Joined: 23-March 02 From: Lincoln Member No.: 74	i dont get it :S -------------------- Macho Macho Man, I've got to be, a Macho Man

michael	Mar 27 2003, 07:39 PM Post #3
[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1480 Joined: 4-March 01 From: Yateley, Hampshire Member No.: 56	--------------------

TheHood	Mar 27 2003, 08:07 PM Post #4
Group: Full Members Posts: 116 Joined: 7-March 03 From: south east london Member No.: 149	Small girl lost in tesco store...security guard finds her and asks why she is crying, she replies, Im lost I cant find my mummy,he then asks what's your mummy like. The little girl replys....BIG cocks and vodka A joke from SARGE! -------------------- I need a good head polishing!

Murray	Mar 28 2003, 01:34 PM Post #5
Group: [RP CS Clan] Posts: 523 Joined: 23-March 02 From: Lincoln Member No.: 74	Now i get it! phew thought i looked like a right nonce for a moment then -------------------- Macho Macho Man, I've got to be, a Macho Man

Frase	Mar 28 2003, 05:19 PM Post #6
Group: [RP CS Clan] Posts: 1025 Joined: 21-February 02 From: Coventry, West Mids Member No.: 68	You did People are too kind on here sometimes! -------------------- Frase.org.uk

sarge	Mar 30 2003, 10:37 AM Post #7
Group: Full Members Posts: 17 Joined: 6-March 03 Member No.: 148	An urgent message came over the radio"Unknown shipping, change course south west you are on a collision course!" The Captain,angrily picked up the mike."This is the flag ship of the United States 5th fleet.We will not yield! Cange your course north east!!!" "This is the Canadian coastguard.You will change course south west!!!" The Captain, Face flushed with anger,screamed " This is admiral Thompson. Under my command I have a Carrier group with enough firepower to blow the fuck out of your Country so I say change you course north east!!!!!!" "this is Capt. Leclerc officer in charge of lighthouse 147. It's your move"

sarge	Apr 7 2003, 06:15 PM Post #8
Group: Full Members Posts: 17 Joined: 6-March 03 Member No.: 148	The Irish Govt. have just announced that they are sending troops to help the coalition forces. They have just entered Bagshot..........................Yer see what I did?......Get it?............Bagshot? ..........ahh bollocks!

TheHood	Apr 8 2003, 01:36 AM Post #9
Group: Full Members Posts: 116 Joined: 7-March 03 From: south east london Member No.: 149	Another fine example of sarge's map reading skills... -------------------- I need a good head polishing!

sarge	Apr 10 2003, 08:48 PM Post #10
Group: Full Members Posts: 17 Joined: 6-March 03 Member No.: 148	The Marines raided a primary school in Bagdad,they arrested the school teacher.In her posession she was found to have,a compass,a ruler,a calculator and books on calculus. President Bush has stated that this is absolute proof of instruments of math instruction.

TheHood	Apr 10 2003, 08:58 PM Post #11
Group: Full Members Posts: 116 Joined: 7-March 03 From: south east london Member No.: 149	A brilliant way of making easy money open to all. A man in minnesota has auctioned off the back of his head! on e-bay A dot com company have paid him $4500.00 to advertise their logo which will be tatooed on to the said area of head for one year. How cool is that, do you think Mr squires would be interested in investing in some local advertisments??? -------------------- I need a good head polishing!

sarge	Apr 18 2003, 06:37 PM Post #12
Group: Full Members Posts: 17 Joined: 6-March 03 Member No.: 148	Two members of the parachute regt. were in Stanley post office,just after the Falkland Islands came back under British control, when one of their mates walked in. "Have you heard about the accident down at the harbour?" The first two paras looked at him blankly, so he continued. "It looks like a marine shot himself while arsing around with some Argie weapons. "Fucking cabbage head" said the first para. "That's not all"continued the para,"he shot his cock off.When the marines c.o heard about the accident he ran down to the jetty to where the young marine was lying and started jumping around the place ranting at this marine and generally giving him the bollocking of his life". The first two paras looked in disbelief at their mate and started to feel sorry for the young marine,The marine c.o. came in for a whole world of shit from the paras. "The guy's gonna be shipped home, and then kicked out of the commandos." The Paras were standing with clentched fists thinking what they would do to this officer if they ever met him, when the question was asked,"But why are they kicking him out?" "Because, you have to be a complete prick to be in the marines" HI thanque...........................

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