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Notes from the production of "The Hebrew Hammer," the first Jewish kung-fu movie:

"We usually don't serve your kind," snarled a mealy-faced skinhead behind the bar. The Jewish fellow, adorned in a long leather coat, prayer shawl, gold Star of David and black fedora, ignored the comment and asked for a drink: "Manischewitz, straight up." As the bartender turned briefly away, the Jewish man grabbed the liquor bottle, smashed it across the skinhead's skull, and turned with a sneer to the roomful of customers.


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james   Jewish Kung Fu   Oct 20 2002, 10:34 AM
Murray   ROFL that made me piss my panties LOL the hebrew h...   Oct 20 2002, 01:23 PM
james   GET IN! Hebrew Hammer pictures!   Oct 21 2002, 03:51 PM
Murray   Is it a piss take or for real? (i mean like a spoo...   Oct 21 2002, 07:36 PM


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