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Jewish Kung Fu, It must be true - got it from a newswire |
james |
Oct 20 2002, 10:34 AM
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Notes from the production of "The Hebrew Hammer," the first Jewish kung-fu movie:
"We usually don't serve your kind," snarled a mealy-faced skinhead behind the bar. The Jewish fellow, adorned in a long leather coat, prayer shawl, gold Star of David and black fedora, ignored the comment and asked for a drink: "Manischewitz, straight up." As the bartender turned briefly away, the Jewish man grabbed the liquor bottle, smashed it across the skinhead's skull, and turned with a sneer to the roomful of customers. -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
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