Sam   Yoda   Jul 24 2001, 09:44 AM
quaker   do yo think yoda is capable of sticky fingers whil...   Jul 24 2001, 03:20 PM
james   Beard you miserable bastard! If you have kids they...   Aug 9 2001, 04:27 PM
russ-boy   When i say the Littlewoods catalogue, I refer to t...   Sep 4 2001, 09:12 PM
paul   It has to have been requested by Jim!!   Oct 4 2001, 07:56 AM
paul   Your scaring me now!!   Oct 4 2001, 03:06 PM
russ-boy   Blade wouldn't stand a chance against Yoda, sort i...   Nov 2 2001, 06:04 PM
Shagster   Darth and his Death Start? What is that some kind ...   Nov 2 2001, 10:30 PM
Sam   Yup you do that Shaggy.   Nov 5 2001, 11:37 AM
jamie   mike, im disturbed- not to mention disapointed   Nov 7 2001, 04:36 PM
russ-boy   Mike, bet it was Clivey 5 Skins - the bloke also s...   Nov 9 2001, 05:43 PM
russ-boy   so does this mean Mikey's dream bird looks lik...   Dec 4 2001, 11:23 PM
james   Does anyone think any of the Kung Fu 'heroes' (Bru...   Jul 10 2001, 01:01 PM
quaker   dont forget his glowing rod   Jul 11 2001, 03:32 PM
Sam   Forgot to say - on the main page bit...   Jul 24 2001, 09:45 AM
Sam   Glad I could be of assistance!  :)   Jul 24 2001, 12:04 PM
russ-boy   probably a step up from brown fingers technique!   Aug 2 2001, 09:23 PM
Janette   I don't want to know if she's not!!!  Please ...   Aug 7 2001, 08:31 PM
quaker   if beard has kids & the unfortunate women has ...   Aug 17 2001, 10:51 AM
james   Firstly I can't believe you BOTH have the Littlewo...   Sep 4 2001, 08:46 PM
michael   Whoa! Wait a minute! I've sprouted another dot! Yi...   Sep 5 2001, 12:09 AM
james   <img src="http://www.ringerpatrol.net/rp/d...   Oct 4 2001, 07:50 AM
paul   Do you make Helen dress up in it then?   Oct 4 2001, 11:08 AM
michael   Can we have a picture of the curtains please?   Oct 4 2001, 09:04 PM
paul   Quaker did you not see that line when you went spr...   Oct 15 2001, 12:03 PM
quaker   you dissin my shit , dont make me come over there ...   Oct 16 2001, 07:43 AM
russ-boy   C) My Arse   Nov 2 2001, 05:52 PM
russ-boy   , and Matt, can u scan the picture of the flange p...   Nov 2 2001, 10:51 PM
russ-boy   Kick Start wuz cool!  On the subject of bikes...   Nov 2 2001, 11:10 PM
russ-boy   so you didn't see it then?

I had one of those wi...   Nov 4 2001, 06:34 PM
Shagster   Four skinned fingers.... Uhuh uhuh uhuh

I'll jus...   Nov 5 2001, 11:31 AM
Shagster   Which Amanda?

The one who fell from the top of t...   Nov 6 2001, 08:19 PM
michael   Methinks the red square/punch combo may have blurr...   Nov 7 2001, 08:25 PM
michael   Please tell me it wasn't Clive.   Nov 8 2001, 07:32 PM
michael   As long as he didn't slip her a slice of cheese...   Nov 9 2001, 07:10 PM
Shagster   In fact I can't think of any redeeming features I'...   Nov 11 2001, 08:23 PM
quaker   mmmmm strong with the force am i , but not that st...   Jul 10 2001, 01:49 PM
paul   If you include the fact that if you do manage to k...   Jul 12 2001, 12:56 PM
james   have fixed - well spotted!   Jul 24 2001, 10:34 AM
quaker   what about sticky fingers   Jul 25 2001, 09:34 AM
beard   ehh, guys I hate to point this out but yoda is a f...   Aug 7 2001, 09:14 AM
Sam   Have to agree with you Beard on that one.  Th...   Aug 7 2001, 12:58 PM
paul   Beard the question should not be is she real! ...   Aug 8 2001, 07:57 AM
russ-boy   back to Yoda for a sec - outrage/shock etc!!!!!

...   Sep 4 2001, 04:39 PM
beard   How many times do I have to tell you, its not my f...   Sep 4 2001, 10:11 PM
russ-boy   yes, it's really quite bad - it's supposed 2 be a ...   Oct 2 2001, 09:06 PM
Janette   I think i've just pissed my pants. :biggrin:   Oct 4 2001, 01:03 PM
james   I am going to have to assume you are talking about...   Oct 4 2001, 09:19 PM
michael   nor grammar...   Oct 15 2001, 06:52 PM
quaker   mmmm much to learn has this young jedi   Nov 2 2001, 01:48 PM
russ-boy   come on Matt, it's Friday night, you should be wor...   Nov 2 2001, 07:43 PM
Matt   Am working mate, sitting at my desk drawing a 1:1 ...   Nov 2 2001, 09:00 PM
Bird   Matthew - you'll do no such thing, and I thought y...   Nov 2 2001, 10:56 PM
anyone   Yeah Hi, I'm anyone, and no I didnt see it.

sorr...   Nov 4 2001, 12:25 AM
james   Me too! But my Evel was always pissed and couldnt ...   Nov 5 2001, 10:51 AM
Janette   MICHAEL!!   Nov 6 2001, 12:57 PM
michael   What am I talking about? When have I ever been fus...   Nov 7 2001, 08:26 PM
Shagster   Sorry mate. It was one of Charley's friends (did y...   Nov 8 2001, 10:15 PM
Shagster   err. No...   Nov 11 2001, 08:20 PM
quaker   when 500 years you wait look as good you will not ...   Jul 10 2001, 04:50 PM
james   makes you think eh?   Jul 12 2001, 01:08 PM
paul   I do believe it is because russ 'the boy' moved a ...   Jul 24 2001, 10:08 AM
russ-boy   am sure it would only be a small wang dong. ...   Jul 24 2001, 09:29 PM
james   'don't take my Yoda away - e ain't done nuffink wr...   Aug 7 2001, 08:06 AM
paul   Who are you (Sam and Beard) To say what is real an...   Aug 7 2001, 01:10 PM
beard   but my mum said that she's not so there!!! Shoking...   Aug 8 2001, 08:18 PM
michael   Not one to judge your awesome powers of perception...   Sep 4 2001, 08:22 PM
michael   FFS Beard, sort it out!   Sep 4 2001, 09:40 PM
james   For Everyones Information: I finally beat the trut...   Oct 2 2001, 08:27 AM
quaker   no , she likes to dress up like hurricane helms or...   Oct 4 2001, 02:44 PM
Emily   LOL!  i havnt visited the forums for a long t...   Oct 13 2001, 07:52 PM
quaker   wot line ? ? ? sorry but my mind knows no boundrie...   Oct 15 2001, 03:23 PM
Matt   Just a thought.........

Suggestion A) Has anybod...   Nov 2 2001, 01:40 PM
Matt   and you think option C), your arse would have a be...   Nov 2 2001, 06:25 PM
russ-boy   you said "do it"!   Nov 2 2001, 10:58 PM
laura   matt, soon i will become a serious threat and be a...   Nov 2 2001, 10:26 PM
michael   His name was Evel and I had the wind up stunt bike...   Nov 4 2001, 06:11 PM
quaker   alas i also had an evel keneval wind up and burn t...   Nov 5 2001, 09:09 AM
michael   Let's pay tribute to the Evel Knievel Stunt Bike b...   Nov 6 2001, 12:15 AM
russ-boy   mikey, if she was Glaswegian, it was probably bott...   Nov 7 2001, 11:55 PM
Shagster   But I'm sure there are much finer specimens out th...   Nov 8 2001, 10:16 PM
michael   Shaggy, what are the chances of the other Amanda m...   Nov 9 2001, 07:16 PM
russ-boy   Yoda would stand a good chance, what with his Jedi...   Jul 11 2001, 03:20 PM
michael   Yoda would give anyone a pasting. If he can pull a...   Aug 6 2001, 06:07 PM
beard   so is the tooth fairy real aswell???   Aug 7 2001, 05:11 PM
james   so what have they replaced interactive Yoda's with...   Sep 14 2001, 02:00 PM
quaker   how dare you STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN is my hero   Oct 4 2001, 10:44 AM
quaker   a picture of helens curtains , mmmmmm cotton or be...   Oct 15 2001, 08:55 AM
Shagster   Yoda would beat everyone hands down I'm afraid - h...   Nov 2 2001, 10:54 AM
james   Wasn't 'Death Start' that show when we were kids -...   Nov 2 2001, 11:06 PM
laura   you are all so old...when is retirement?;)   Nov 4 2001, 10:31 PM
michael   cn at type pissing myeself too muuuch   Nov 6 2001, 09:26 PM
Shagster   Mikey,

Sadly my honourable friend, I believe she...   Nov 8 2001, 02:25 PM
quaker   well its now official yoda can kick ass. bruce yip...   May 20 2002, 04:24 PM
james   Agreed - having watched EPII I wouldn't want p...   May 20 2002, 04:27 PM
womble   bruce yip lee would get his butt kicked by the lit...   May 20 2002, 05:40 PM
paul   Go see the new film then you will get what the alm...   May 20 2002, 05:51 PM
56mm   yoda pwns, he should fight more often   May 20 2002, 06:07 PM
womble   He is a little green Sonic the Hedgehog bouncing a...   May 20 2002, 08:15 PM
russ-boy   agreed.  Anyone who would care to piss off th...   Jun 5 2002, 07:37 AM