To celebrate surviving on the planet for another year my plans are to:

1. highjack a nuclear weapon and hold the world ransom for one meeeeeeeeeeeeeeellion dollars.

2. Go to the King's Arms in Bagshot this Friday evening at 8pm to share a few light ales with Mr Heppard who is also having a birthday and drink until I fall.

3. To go and top up the alcohol levels with some hardcore boozin' in Kingston with Michelle (Jeff's significant other if you didn't know, and also birthday girl) on the Saturday night. Venue to be decided - will post later in the week.

4. Do the two words thing (clue: one of the words is up).

I need Ringer power to help me in my quest. Anyone up for it?