ack online but of on holiday Options

[koolcat]

yey, i played in the match last night, twasent to bad but we did lose
just booked a holiday this morning and am leaving tomorrow at 4.40AM!  for sunny old crete
be back in a week to shotgun you boys and girls
cya then

yippeee!!!!

[koolcat]

Ahhhh the joy of being on holiday, well im back
it was really nice and relaxing (apart from 1 incident) the weather was great 35o/C + everyday. Stayed on the beach most the time just swimming around and gettinig slowly pissed
We did book an excursion but overslept due to my technology of the damm satellite alarm clock.  as i turned on the alarm i also pressed the sync time button which then resynced it to uk time DOH!

We went on this damm turtle river paddle boat thing which was a nightmare. (i h8 spiders btw), but off we went in the morning hired this foot powered damm peddle boat to go up this river and about half way up this stoopid river as both me and natasha are getting knackered from peddling it i give up peddling and we go crashing into the reeves, Jake hits the deck and curles up into a ball as we crash. As i shout to natasha to peddle like mad (i cant, im too busy being speared by the fricken bamboo shit) then i hear jake saying daddy, daddy spiders, as i look back at him in horror to see about 30 BIG spiders running around in the back with him. Then it hits me ......... that itchy feeling..... yup you guessed it LOADS of spiders on me!!!!! fuck that i jump up and started slapping myself all over saying to jake too kill the bloody spiders jake!!! whilst natashas desperatly trying too peddle us out of trouble sweat running from her in buckets.  WEll we EVENTUALLY just seem to drift back into the middle of the river then we turn round and let the current help us back.
the funniest part of it was that jake was whinging b4hand that he was board and didnt want to go on the river BORED BORED BORED and really bugged us not to go. but ask him now..... yup jake thought it was the best river he's ever been on rofl.

Koolcat.