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| james |
 Jan 6 2002, 12:54 PM
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Good effort chap!
It seems only right that you should use your newfound 'phat skillz' with the ladies combined with your apparently winning ways in a more scattergun approach to finding love - try this technique on with all the women you meet and please report back on your success rate. Will this usher in a new era or 'Lardy Gigolo'? -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
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| LAW Lardy |
Jan 6 2002, 11:49 AM
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after drinking copious amount of drink, i though i'd tease one of my cousins with a peck on her shoulder blade... all would have been good if i'd got the right person, it was when she turned around and said "do you mind!" that i realised my error, and replied "well you obviously dont your smiling
 " she laughed, i appolagised and then had a chat with the husband - laughing my arse off at the lack of the slap i should have recieved...NOTE TO SELF: Sometimes you dont get a slap for messing with somebody's wife... will have to try the same thing on single young ladies in a scientific study -------------------- 70% Pissed of with everything, 25% Moody, 5% undecided (Cant remember what i was pissed off with - and thats about as hapy as I'll get)
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james Mistaken identity Jan 6 2002, 12:54 PM
LAW Lardy carefull what you wish for sammy :) Jan 6 2002, 07:18 PM jamie Am i the only one who's slightly disturbed by ... Jan 6 2002, 11:06 PM Sam Don't be taking this away from the true conten... Jan 7 2002, 12:53 PM Flibble no he didnt touch the arse of a woman he kiss the ... Jan 8 2002, 09:18 AM Flibble you got it in one phatty :p Jan 8 2002, 05:15 PM Phat Lizard stop confusing me because my brain is about to exp... Jan 9 2002, 08:43 PM Sam Go Lardy!
Next thing we'll know is you... Jan 6 2002, 04:37 PM paul I wasn't wishing, merely pointing out what cou... Jan 6 2002, 08:04 PM Sam Sorry blonde moment! †That was my post before... Jan 6 2002, 08:58 PM james That's a bloody good point... Jan 6 2002, 11:47 PM LAW Lardy paul had been egging me on earlier in the night...... Jan 7 2002, 12:37 AM Phat Lizard wait a second... I am confused... you touched the ... Jan 7 2002, 04:54 PM Phat Lizard The arse of a woman got kissed by a muppet shawn... Jan 8 2002, 04:46 PM
jamie is that phatty or fatty? Jan 9 2002, 01:18 AM |
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