Still a boy, oh well Options

[Murray]

i had my prom last nite and it was really good! i am also really tired cos i got about 3 hours sleep, and that was in a bed with 2 ladies i think i may have groped (how do u spell that?) one of them quite a bit tho! and i've still got a bottle of vodka left over w00t w00t

unfortunately i am still a 'boy'! oh well, i dont care, i got to feel a gamecube controller and take a picture of it! lucky me! rouge leader is well good.........................

[MadMitch]

Sam,

Men think about sex 24/7 for the simple fact that most of us come out of our mothers kicking and screaming, and spend the rest of our livess wanting nothing more than to get back to the womb...

...realising the futility of trying to get something of our size and mass back into the womb where we were fed, kept warm and felt loved, we choose to get as close as possible. †Our apparent inability to repatriate ourselves back to the only place we ever felt safe we have to settle for trying to and get as much of ourselves as near to the womb as possible and short of fisting, sex is the easiest way to accomplish this. †As we think about sex 24/7 we can postulate that there are ways for us to accomplish the task that we are trying to achieve, but us being men choose the easy route every time.

Lots of things relate to what we are trying to achieve. †Otherwise how do you explain why most men stay at home living with mother for as long as possible where they are fed, kept warm and loved unconditionally.

Hope this clears things up for you...

p.s. while typing this I thought about sex once every 45 seconds which means I am now behind schedule and must think about sex once every 5.42 seconds over the next hour to be sure I dont become less of a man for doing so