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| Emily |
  Apr 29 2002, 05:58 PM
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Contrary to common belief God created Eve first....
After a few days He went down to check on her, she told Him everything was fine, but she didnt really need 3 breasts. "fine" said God, and He removed the middle breast and threw it into the bushes. He told her He would check on her in a few days. When He returned, Eve said she was much better with 2 breasts, but she was lonely and could He make her a partner? "No problem" said God, so he went into the bushes and got the useless tit and made it into a man  -------------------- its all fun and games till somebody looses and eye!
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| LAW Lardy |
Apr 29 2002, 10:50 PM
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I looked up spack in the dictionary and i think she's implying that she's going to cripple ya!
I like my women to have hair - doesn't matter what colour as you just know they change it to suit there moods. If your that botherd about the true colour of our ladies hair just examine the pubes you pluck from your teeth.... Works for me  -------------------- 70% Pissed of with everything, 25% Moody, 5% undecided (Cant remember what i was pissed off with - and thats about as hapy as I'll get)
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Emily NOT FOR GUYS Apr 29 2002, 05:58 PM
Emily Oh and just for the fun of it try saying 'beer... Apr 29 2002, 06:03 PM michael Very funny. In fact, that's funnier than the b... Apr 29 2002, 06:04 PM Emily As funny as that was Mike that wasnt the problem s... Apr 29 2002, 06:24 PM Frase Good blonde joke mike! :D
Ill add that... Apr 29 2002, 06:54 PM Emily Oi! I'm not blonde, I'm golden brown a... Apr 29 2002, 08:50 PM =LAW=HalOS HEY DON'T MOCK BLONDES!!
at least th... Apr 29 2002, 09:19 PM 56mm cmon now emily, golden brown? stand up for yoursel... Apr 29 2002, 09:29 PM Emily thanx for that lardy, really didnt need that thoug... Apr 30 2002, 12:58 PM Emily Oh and i must be blonde because it wasnt till lard... Apr 30 2002, 01:03 PM michael
Whether that was the original problem or not, an... Apr 30 2002, 10:28 PM LAW Lardy Emily, I'm just over the moon you've been ... Apr 30 2002, 10:45 PM Phat Lizard golden bloody brown... that must be freaky?
:disgu... Apr 30 2002, 10:53 PM Emily Shut it mike at least i havnt blown up my '3rd... May 1 2002, 12:05 PM =LAW=HalOS -=WARNING=-
now are entering an area with 'fl... May 1 2002, 12:45 PM michael Ms Walker, you broke a toliet. A console with a ha... May 3 2002, 10:33 AM womble Her arse squashed it! :D May 3 2002, 05:24 PM Frase you lads are so harsh! ???
emily, your... May 3 2002, 05:48 PM Flibble how come youve seen her arse frase, emily :0 May 3 2002, 06:03 PM Phat Lizard Hey, if frase saw your butt I wanna see your butt ... May 3 2002, 06:47 PM Frase i havent seen her arse at all, its called support,... May 4 2002, 06:21 PM Matt who hasnt seen her arse? i can see it from here, a... May 6 2002, 12:53 PM Frase :0 May 7 2002, 12:59 AM quaker all men hold the right to insult the size of women... May 7 2002, 08:41 AM michael Just to clear things up, I was not insulting Emily... May 7 2002, 10:18 AM Matt well i was hurrah! May 7 2002, 12:00 PM Emily i should really try to read the forums every day s... May 7 2002, 03:37 PM beard I would watch your wording in future
I think he... May 7 2002, 04:45 PM quaker bloody hell , beard wrote a sentence without a spe... May 7 2002, 04:56 PM Murray
hey nice one frase, ur in there :D May 7 2002, 05:00 PM Frase :blush: erm, dont think so! May 7 2002, 05:53 PM Emily lol oops, well i seem to be geting myself into all... May 7 2002, 07:36 PM james
He's really going for that degree now isn... May 7 2002, 09:12 PM beard It does for me :p May 7 2002, 09:13 PM beard As for the degree thang....I'm studying maths ... May 7 2002, 09:16 PM 56mm
Harsh em, im sure wombles is there somewhere May 7 2002, 09:18 PM
Evil.T In the beginning, God created the earth and rested... May 7 2002, 09:41 PM |
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