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| Emily |
  Apr 29 2002, 05:58 PM
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Contrary to common belief God created Eve first....
After a few days He went down to check on her, she told Him everything was fine, but she didnt really need 3 breasts. "fine" said God, and He removed the middle breast and threw it into the bushes. He told her He would check on her in a few days. When He returned, Eve said she was much better with 2 breasts, but she was lonely and could He make her a partner? "No problem" said God, so he went into the bushes and got the useless tit and made it into a man  -------------------- its all fun and games till somebody looses and eye!
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| michael |
Apr 29 2002, 06:04 PM
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[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1480 Joined: 4-March 01 From: Yateley, Hampshire Member No.: 56 |
Very funny. In fact, that's funnier than the blonde who called me on Sunday because her new cable modem wouldn't work with the PC I just lent the week earlier. After 20 mins on the phone going through various configurations with her I finally asked her if the 'online' light was working on the modem. She told me there was only one light and it wasn't on. I the asked her to plug in the modem her mum had unplugged an hour earlier...
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Emily NOT FOR GUYS Apr 29 2002, 05:58 PM
Emily Oh and just for the fun of it try saying 'beer... Apr 29 2002, 06:03 PM Emily As funny as that was Mike that wasnt the problem s... Apr 29 2002, 06:24 PM Frase Good blonde joke mike! :D
Ill add that... Apr 29 2002, 06:54 PM Emily Oi! I'm not blonde, I'm golden brown a... Apr 29 2002, 08:50 PM =LAW=HalOS HEY DON'T MOCK BLONDES!!
at least th... Apr 29 2002, 09:19 PM 56mm cmon now emily, golden brown? stand up for yoursel... Apr 29 2002, 09:29 PM LAW Lardy I looked up spack in the dictionary and i think sh... Apr 29 2002, 10:50 PM Emily thanx for that lardy, really didnt need that thoug... Apr 30 2002, 12:58 PM Emily Oh and i must be blonde because it wasnt till lard... Apr 30 2002, 01:03 PM michael
Whether that was the original problem or not, an... Apr 30 2002, 10:28 PM LAW Lardy Emily, I'm just over the moon you've been ... Apr 30 2002, 10:45 PM Phat Lizard golden bloody brown... that must be freaky?
:disgu... Apr 30 2002, 10:53 PM Emily Shut it mike at least i havnt blown up my '3rd... May 1 2002, 12:05 PM =LAW=HalOS -=WARNING=-
now are entering an area with 'fl... May 1 2002, 12:45 PM michael Ms Walker, you broke a toliet. A console with a ha... May 3 2002, 10:33 AM womble Her arse squashed it! :D May 3 2002, 05:24 PM Frase you lads are so harsh! ???
emily, your... May 3 2002, 05:48 PM Flibble how come youve seen her arse frase, emily :0 May 3 2002, 06:03 PM Phat Lizard Hey, if frase saw your butt I wanna see your butt ... May 3 2002, 06:47 PM Frase i havent seen her arse at all, its called support,... May 4 2002, 06:21 PM Matt who hasnt seen her arse? i can see it from here, a... May 6 2002, 12:53 PM Frase :0 May 7 2002, 12:59 AM quaker all men hold the right to insult the size of women... May 7 2002, 08:41 AM michael Just to clear things up, I was not insulting Emily... May 7 2002, 10:18 AM Matt well i was hurrah! May 7 2002, 12:00 PM Emily i should really try to read the forums every day s... May 7 2002, 03:37 PM beard I would watch your wording in future
I think he... May 7 2002, 04:45 PM quaker bloody hell , beard wrote a sentence without a spe... May 7 2002, 04:56 PM Murray
hey nice one frase, ur in there :D May 7 2002, 05:00 PM Frase :blush: erm, dont think so! May 7 2002, 05:53 PM Emily lol oops, well i seem to be geting myself into all... May 7 2002, 07:36 PM james
He's really going for that degree now isn... May 7 2002, 09:12 PM beard It does for me :p May 7 2002, 09:13 PM beard As for the degree thang....I'm studying maths ... May 7 2002, 09:16 PM 56mm
Harsh em, im sure wombles is there somewhere May 7 2002, 09:18 PM
Evil.T In the beginning, God created the earth and rested... May 7 2002, 09:41 PM |
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