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A blindman and his guidedog enter a bar and find their way to
a barstool.

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the
blind guy  yells  to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? "Thebar  immediately  becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman  next  to  the  blindman says,"Before you tell that joke, you should know  something.  The Bartender is blonde,the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6'tall,  200  pound  blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman  sitting  next  to  me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a
blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. So think about it mister, you still  wanna tell that blonde joke?"  The blindguy says," Nah, not if I'm gonna  Have to  Explain it five times."

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!" The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"  


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