Blonde jokes, no offence to ne blondies on teh forum Options

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A blindman and his guidedog enter a bar and find their way to
a barstool.

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the
blind guy  yells  to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? "Thebar  immediately  becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman  next  to  the  blindman says,"Before you tell that joke, you should know  something.  The Bartender is blonde,the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6'tall,  200  pound  blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman  sitting  next  to  me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a
blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. So think about it mister, you still  wanna tell that blonde joke?"  The blindguy says," Nah, not if I'm gonna  Have to  Explain it five times."

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This may be told badly but this is from memory from a while ago

There is a ventrilaquist (How the fuck do you spell that?) performing his act. During the act he starts to make jokes about blonde woman and as he goes on there is this blond in the front row getting very annoyed at the rather insulting jokes. She eventualy couldn't take it any more and stands up shouting her disaproval at these jokes. She goes on to say how its people like him who give all blond woman a bad name and make it difficult for them to get better jobs and respect in the work place. At this point the man on the stange starts to apologize for his jokes when the woman shouts back "Oi! i wasnt talking to you, i was talking to the little guy sitting on your knee".