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post Apr 4 2002, 08:00 AM
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James Bond - international spy and superhero - always gets into adverntures, very suave, plays the old Bacarat and is unflinchingly cool under all situations.
But he's a bit of a bore in bed it would seem - only goes for missionary position nookie.
You never see him bending one of his lovely ladies over a sofa and giving her a good back scuttling, enjoying a quickie in the loos of one of the sophisticated casinos he goes to or putting marks in the roof of the Aston. It just doesn't seem right to me.

Also - the plural of the singular sheep is sheep - same for fish amd fish. Are there any other words like this? (It's not a test - I have no idea)


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post Apr 5 2002, 02:05 PM
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Another one: In the movie The Fast and The Furious, Vin Diesel and co partake in an illegal drag race along a straight road in LA. At the start line Hector, the token 'hispanic trying to go legit', claims not to be racing that night and collects all the bets taken prior to the race. Diesel's girlfriend, his sister and Ja-Rule's entourage all stand and watch as Hector starts the race. The four cars go hell for leather at 140mph down the street and do not turn once. The cars are fitted with tanks of nitrous-oxide, the stuff that Womble buys from Halfords every week, propelling these incredible machines to over 160mph. Vin Diesel crosses the line victorious to the cheers of the crowd. He collects his winnings from Hector and then hugs his girlfriend. Ja-Rule crosses in third place and is immediately 'dissed' by his 'homies'. Did I miss something or did Hector have a supercharged Toyota Space Wagon capable of transporting 120 people over a quarter mile in less than 10 seconds. Maybe it should have been called The Vast and the Furious.


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james   More things to ponder...   Apr 4 2002, 08:00 AM
womble   How about: cod deer offspring perch trout salmon...   Apr 4 2002, 09:31 AM
james   Deer and Off spring are good I think - not sure th...   Apr 4 2002, 09:35 AM
womble   ok but we dont talk about the fish  ???   Apr 4 2002, 10:47 AM
Sam   I have always been worried about Womble. I am now...   Apr 4 2002, 11:06 AM
james   Why? Shall I explain to everyone the fluid dynamic...   Apr 4 2002, 11:22 AM
Janette   Yeah do it  ;)   Apr 4 2002, 11:37 AM
paul   Mouse - Mice English ?? French ??   Apr 4 2002, 12:00 PM
=LAW=HalOS   Spandex? :D (I failed english :p )   Apr 4 2002, 12:19 PM
Janette   Not sure if you should have suggested that one. ...   Apr 4 2002, 12:20 PM
=LAW=HalOS   not sure about anything anymore....   Apr 4 2002, 12:22 PM
quaker   someone say spandex ? ok im listening  :p   Apr 4 2002, 01:39 PM
LAW Lardy   i'd just like to point out you can have multip...   Apr 4 2002, 01:46 PM
LAW Lardy   one other thing that boggles me... Spandex and Ly...   Apr 4 2002, 01:48 PM
Sam   Really worried about EVERYBODY now - might just go...   Apr 4 2002, 03:25 PM
=LAW=HalOS   there is no point in running Sam... we will find y...   Apr 4 2002, 03:54 PM
paul   Child is a good one - changes completely when plur...   Apr 4 2002, 09:38 PM
56mm   Has your house been egged/car stolen recently by k...   Apr 5 2002, 09:53 AM
Murray   how come (for example) fuck and duck rhyme, but fu...   Apr 5 2002, 03:22 PM
Murray   another 2 things - i) How do snakes have sex? doe...   Apr 5 2002, 03:29 PM


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