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james |
Apr 4 2002, 08:00 AM
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James Bond - international spy and superhero - always gets into adverntures, very suave, plays the old Bacarat and is unflinchingly cool under all situations.
But he's a bit of a bore in bed it would seem - only goes for missionary position nookie. You never see him bending one of his lovely ladies over a sofa and giving her a good back scuttling, enjoying a quickie in the loos of one of the sophisticated casinos he goes to or putting marks in the roof of the Aston. It just doesn't seem right to me. Also - the plural of the singular sheep is sheep - same for fish amd fish. Are there any other words like this? (It's not a test - I have no idea) -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
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michael |
Apr 5 2002, 02:05 PM
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Another one: In the movie The Fast and The Furious, Vin Diesel and co partake in an illegal drag race along a straight road in LA. At the start line Hector, the token 'hispanic trying to go legit', claims not to be racing that night and collects all the bets taken prior to the race. Diesel's girlfriend, his sister and Ja-Rule's entourage all stand and watch as Hector starts the race. The four cars go hell for leather at 140mph down the street and do not turn once. The cars are fitted with tanks of nitrous-oxide, the stuff that Womble buys from Halfords every week, propelling these incredible machines to over 160mph. Vin Diesel crosses the line victorious to the cheers of the crowd. He collects his winnings from Hector and then hugs his girlfriend. Ja-Rule crosses in third place and is immediately 'dissed' by his 'homies'. Did I miss something or did Hector have a supercharged Toyota Space Wagon capable of transporting 120 people over a quarter mile in less than 10 seconds. Maybe it should have been called The Vast and the Furious.
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