Sponsor Me, gimme dosh, i'm gonna need it Options

[russ-boy]

OK, so Carl, my mate from wing chun has put my name down for the Woking 1/2 bike race under the guise that it's actually a pub crawl.

After returning from Durham on monday afternoon, i received my t-shirt and number. †I am to raise money for charity (bate) for Leukaemia Research and cycle 16.9 miles (a doddle).

2 things...

1. Can u guys sponser me just a couple of quid each please, it will be going to a good cause.

2. †Can someone lend me a bike, or it'll be like King Arthur in the Holy Grail where he uses acoustic devices to make up for his lack of transport.

3. †Carl sold me the idea based on 'it's a bit of a pub crawl', so can someone come to the finish line to photo the 'end result'. †It's gonna b messy.

ok, make that 5 things

[Frase]

Ive got a bike with square wheels if u wanna use that, now if u do it with that ull get some sponsors. plus a sore bloody arse from all that bouncing, but if u have a woman sat on top that my take some of the pain away