Best rock band - metal etc........ Options

[blizzard]

ok who do people like as a rock - metal band????????????


come on tell me........

and mike S club 7 doesn't count so sorry mate.
And paul before you laugh at him 'Spice girls' mate?? was it the ginger you liked???



laterz.

come on mike i can take anything you throw at me.
         

[Alex]

As im not a big fan of 'Metal' it would be unfair for me to force my opinions onto you. Therefore I will.

Here's what I reckon:

Mightiest riffs = Led Zep (not strictly metal but class)/Sabbaff

Biggest hair/Tightest spandex = Poison/Whitesnake

Inventor of most rock n roll hedonistic cliches = Ozzy

Scariest gay biker type leather clad singer = bloke from Judas Priest

Best rock/rap crossover = Rage against the machines 1st album (shit on Limp wristbiscuit from a great height)

Most theatrical, over the top, camped up bunch of englishmen with a funny name = Cradle of Filth

Biggest Cheese = Scorpions/Europe/Def Leppard/Bon Jovi/Kiss/Man o war/Poison/WASP/Iron Maiden/Van Halen/Whitesnake etc

Best use of modern make up techniques = Spineshank (good name too)

Current biggest tosser = Marylin Manson

Biggest guitar twiddlers (solo wankfests) = Steve Vai/Satch

Anyone who disagrees with these choices is obviously wrong.

If anyone else would like their record collection publicly slagged, just send a list to me, your local obnoxious music reviewer. †