A well know chain of service stations is currently running a series of radio advertisments about their high quality of customer service and the 'special' people they employ - the ad's have these 'superstars' of the forecourt explaining how they have helped people in the past - the tagline of the ads is something like: 'You'll find people like xxx at all our service stations.'

Now the original Ringers who used to drink in the Mariners in Bagshot will remember the resident lushes - our own Paul Heppard, Gordon and Colin Mepham.
Colin is of course one of the attendants of the Bagshot branch of this chain of service stations.

So remember people - 'You'll find people like Colin at all their service stations.' God help them.
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