Bubblicious, My bird. Options

[Alex]

Having just browsed the forums I see that Bubbles and Sam are the topic of many a sordid & double entendre riddled conversation, including cyber-pimping, load shooting & even dare I say it, knob wiping (whats wrong with using the curtains?) †Well lets get a few things straight (even the Brighton boys!. Bubbles & I have an 'open' relationship. I openly oggle other women, she openly isn't allowed to look, let alone talk to another man. In other words if anyone's gonna make money from, spray upon, or even wipe on Bubbles its me cos I 'own' her o.k?! Im sure Paul won't mind me telling you that he and Sam also have an open relationship as they are both free to see other men.

O.k now that i've just insulted the Brighton mob, Paul, Sam & the Love of my life (oops i've already said Paul) i'll just get back to being dumped. ††

[LAW Lardy]

Alex get a grip all we is doing is talking to bubbles on a level she understands. †I very much doubt †she is seriously thinking about dumping you because of any double entendres we may make, theres more of a threat coming from that pop idol will bloke and being treated like a possesion than there is from us

Some people do just talk for a little conversation you know at least thats my stance.  I've had this stop looking at my bird stuff for as long as i can remember and general end up laughing my arse off that someone finds me a threat.

so chill out dude its just talk