The man with constant constipation is here... Options

[quaker]

i wan hatcher deeeeaaad , i wan his family deeeeeaaad , an if you can killlll im i go killll im an then i killl youuuu.  

[neil]

This week's offering will be shown at the usual time of 2100 on Thursday 14th Febuary. †So if you would prefer to watch our Steve kick the crap out of some backwards Americans rather than taking the better half out for her "special night"....

THE PATRIOT

This is the most recent of all the Seagal films, and unfortunately I don't rate it that much. †The basic plot is some Nazi's from a small way-out-west American town (about 20 mins into the film you begin to get the idea that all of thier parents had the same surname BEFORE thay were married, know what I mean?) decide it would be a great idea to spend the weekend's messing with the subtle art of biochemical warfare. †Of course, it all goes really tits up and here enters our hero, playing the role of the only CIA doctor who would actually find it easier to kill you than cure you. †As usual, the fate of the free world will now be decided by our Steve, and there's also a gut wrenching "American Family Values" moment near the end. †The kung fu is a bit far between on this one, but impressive nontheless.

Worth a watch if you don't want to spend a week's wages trying to convince her that she is more important than a game of CS, and you were listening, honest.... †