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Sam	Jul 24 2001, 09:44 AM Post #1
[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1029 Joined: 9-April 01 From: Guildford Member No.: 29	I'm confused - how comes there's minus replies on this one?

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michael	Sep 4 2001, 08:22 PM Post #2
[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1480 Joined: 4-March 01 From: Yateley, Hampshire Member No.: 56	Not one to judge your awesome powers of perception, but page 830 of the Littlewoods Autumn/Winter catalouge actually depicts the current range of Sandown and Bourne curtains.Their aptly titled 'Autumn' range is made of a weighty cotton canvas in a textured leaf print. They are available in a variety of mounting options including a straight valance or the more fashionable tab-top. Pleated sets can be ordered in lenghts up to 90 ins while the tab top design can be purchased for a window drop of 108 ins. The tab top design however, will only fit curtain poles 5ft wide if you use a 90 ins drop. Accessories include tie backs and the popular voile planels. The Autumn range is available in terracota, blue, green and natural. Delivery time is 4 to 6 weeks as they are made to order. I would gladly scan the page and post it, but at a formidable 1291 pages the Littlewoods Autumn/Winter 2001 catalouge would fall straight through my fucking scanner. (Edited by michael at 9:25 pm on Sep. 4, 2001)

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Sam Yoda Jul 24 2001, 09:44 AM

quaker do yo think yoda is capable of sticky fingers whil... Jul 24 2001, 03:20 PM

james Beard you miserable bastard! If you have kids they... Aug 9 2001, 04:27 PM

russ-boy When i say the Littlewoods catalogue, I refer to t... Sep 4 2001, 09:12 PM

paul It has to have been requested by Jim!! Oct 4 2001, 07:56 AM

paul Your scaring me now!! Oct 4 2001, 03:06 PM

russ-boy Blade wouldn't stand a chance against Yoda, sort i... Nov 2 2001, 06:04 PM

Shagster Darth and his Death Start? What is that some kind ... Nov 2 2001, 10:30 PM

Sam Yup you do that Shaggy. Nov 5 2001, 11:37 AM

jamie mike, im disturbed- not to mention disapointed Nov 7 2001, 04:36 PM

russ-boy Mike, bet it was Clivey 5 Skins - the bloke also s... Nov 9 2001, 05:43 PM

russ-boy so does this mean Mikey's dream bird looks lik... Dec 4 2001, 11:23 PM

james Does anyone think any of the Kung Fu 'heroes' (Bru... Jul 10 2001, 01:01 PM

quaker dont forget his glowing rod Jul 11 2001, 03:32 PM

Sam Forgot to say - on the main page bit... Jul 24 2001, 09:45 AM

Sam Glad I could be of assistance! :) Jul 24 2001, 12:04 PM

russ-boy probably a step up from brown fingers technique! Aug 2 2001, 09:23 PM

Janette I don't want to know if she's not!!! Please ... Aug 7 2001, 08:31 PM

quaker if beard has kids & the unfortunate women has ... Aug 17 2001, 10:51 AM

james Firstly I can't believe you BOTH have the Littlewo... Sep 4 2001, 08:46 PM

michael Whoa! Wait a minute! I've sprouted another dot! Yi... Sep 5 2001, 12:09 AM

james <img src="http://www.ringerpatrol.net/rp/d... Oct 4 2001, 07:50 AM

paul Do you make Helen dress up in it then? Oct 4 2001, 11:08 AM

michael Can we have a picture of the curtains please? Oct 4 2001, 09:04 PM

paul Quaker did you not see that line when you went spr... Oct 15 2001, 12:03 PM

quaker you dissin my shit , dont make me come over there ... Oct 16 2001, 07:43 AM

russ-boy C) My Arse Nov 2 2001, 05:52 PM

russ-boy , and Matt, can u scan the picture of the flange p... Nov 2 2001, 10:51 PM

russ-boy Kick Start wuz cool! On the subject of bikes... Nov 2 2001, 11:10 PM

russ-boy so you didn't see it then?

I had one of those wi... Nov 4 2001, 06:34 PM
Shagster Four skinned fingers.... Uhuh uhuh uhuh

I'll jus... Nov 5 2001, 11:31 AM
Shagster Which Amanda?

The one who fell from the top of t... Nov 6 2001, 08:19 PM
michael Methinks the red square/punch combo may have blurr... Nov 7 2001, 08:25 PM
michael Please tell me it wasn't Clive. Nov 8 2001, 07:32 PM
michael As long as he didn't slip her a slice of cheese... Nov 9 2001, 07:10 PM
Shagster In fact I can't think of any redeeming features I'... Nov 11 2001, 08:23 PM
quaker mmmmm strong with the force am i , but not that st... Jul 10 2001, 01:49 PM
paul If you include the fact that if you do manage to k... Jul 12 2001, 12:56 PM
james have fixed - well spotted! Jul 24 2001, 10:34 AM
quaker what about sticky fingers Jul 25 2001, 09:34 AM
beard ehh, guys I hate to point this out but yoda is a f... Aug 7 2001, 09:14 AM
Sam Have to agree with you Beard on that one. Th... Aug 7 2001, 12:58 PM
paul Beard the question should not be is she real! ... Aug 8 2001, 07:57 AM
russ-boy back to Yoda for a sec - outrage/shock etc!!!!!

... Sep 4 2001, 04:39 PM
beard How many times do I have to tell you, its not my f... Sep 4 2001, 10:11 PM
russ-boy yes, it's really quite bad - it's supposed 2 be a ... Oct 2 2001, 09:06 PM
Janette I think i've just pissed my pants. :biggrin: Oct 4 2001, 01:03 PM
james I am going to have to assume you are talking about... Oct 4 2001, 09:19 PM
michael nor grammar... Oct 15 2001, 06:52 PM
quaker mmmm much to learn has this young jedi Nov 2 2001, 01:48 PM
russ-boy come on Matt, it's Friday night, you should be wor... Nov 2 2001, 07:43 PM
Matt Am working mate, sitting at my desk drawing a 1:1 ... Nov 2 2001, 09:00 PM
Bird Matthew - you'll do no such thing, and I thought y... Nov 2 2001, 10:56 PM
anyone Yeah Hi, I'm anyone, and no I didnt see it.

sorr... Nov 4 2001, 12:25 AM
james Me too! But my Evel was always pissed and couldnt ... Nov 5 2001, 10:51 AM
Janette MICHAEL!! Nov 6 2001, 12:57 PM
michael What am I talking about? When have I ever been fus... Nov 7 2001, 08:26 PM
Shagster Sorry mate. It was one of Charley's friends (did y... Nov 8 2001, 10:15 PM
Shagster err. No... Nov 11 2001, 08:20 PM
quaker when 500 years you wait look as good you will not ... Jul 10 2001, 04:50 PM
james makes you think eh? Jul 12 2001, 01:08 PM
paul I do believe it is because russ 'the boy' moved a ... Jul 24 2001, 10:08 AM
russ-boy am sure it would only be a small wang dong. ... Jul 24 2001, 09:29 PM
james 'don't take my Yoda away - e ain't done nuffink wr... Aug 7 2001, 08:06 AM
paul Who are you (Sam and Beard) To say what is real an... Aug 7 2001, 01:10 PM
beard but my mum said that she's not so there!!! Shoking... Aug 8 2001, 08:18 PM

michael Not one to judge your awesome powers of perception... Sep 4 2001, 08:22 PM

michael FFS Beard, sort it out! Sep 4 2001, 09:40 PM

james For Everyones Information: I finally beat the trut... Oct 2 2001, 08:27 AM

quaker no , she likes to dress up like hurricane helms or... Oct 4 2001, 02:44 PM

Emily LOL! i havnt visited the forums for a long t... Oct 13 2001, 07:52 PM

quaker wot line ? ? ? sorry but my mind knows no boundrie... Oct 15 2001, 03:23 PM

Matt Just a thought.........

Suggestion A) Has anybod... Nov 2 2001, 01:40 PM
Matt and you think option C), your arse would have a be... Nov 2 2001, 06:25 PM
russ-boy you said "do it"! Nov 2 2001, 10:58 PM
laura matt, soon i will become a serious threat and be a... Nov 2 2001, 10:26 PM
michael His name was Evel and I had the wind up stunt bike... Nov 4 2001, 06:11 PM
quaker alas i also had an evel keneval wind up and burn t... Nov 5 2001, 09:09 AM
michael Let's pay tribute to the Evel Knievel Stunt Bike b... Nov 6 2001, 12:15 AM
russ-boy mikey, if she was Glaswegian, it was probably bott... Nov 7 2001, 11:55 PM
Shagster But I'm sure there are much finer specimens out th... Nov 8 2001, 10:16 PM
michael Shaggy, what are the chances of the other Amanda m... Nov 9 2001, 07:16 PM
russ-boy Yoda would stand a good chance, what with his Jedi... Jul 11 2001, 03:20 PM
michael Yoda would give anyone a pasting. If he can pull a... Aug 6 2001, 06:07 PM
beard so is the tooth fairy real aswell??? Aug 7 2001, 05:11 PM
james so what have they replaced interactive Yoda's with... Sep 14 2001, 02:00 PM
quaker how dare you STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN is my hero Oct 4 2001, 10:44 AM
quaker a picture of helens curtains , mmmmmm cotton or be... Oct 15 2001, 08:55 AM
Shagster Yoda would beat everyone hands down I'm afraid - h... Nov 2 2001, 10:54 AM
james Wasn't 'Death Start' that show when we were kids -... Nov 2 2001, 11:06 PM
laura you are all so old...when is retirement?;) Nov 4 2001, 10:31 PM
michael cn at type pissing myeself too muuuch Nov 6 2001, 09:26 PM
Shagster Mikey,

Sadly my honourable friend, I believe she... Nov 8 2001, 02:25 PM
quaker well its now official yoda can kick ass. bruce yip... May 20 2002, 04:24 PM
james Agreed - having watched EPII I wouldn't want p... May 20 2002, 04:27 PM
womble bruce yip lee would get his butt kicked by the lit... May 20 2002, 05:40 PM
paul Go see the new film then you will get what the alm... May 20 2002, 05:51 PM
56mm yoda pwns, he should fight more often May 20 2002, 06:07 PM
womble He is a little green Sonic the Hedgehog bouncing a... May 20 2002, 08:15 PM
russ-boy agreed. Anyone who would care to piss off th... Jun 5 2002, 07:37 AM

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