you can touch me, I'm lucky!, feck! Options

[Egg Designer]

Got woken from my slumber at 4.30 this afternoon by some chap called Daniel, who informs me he is from the London evening standard, I am at this point only half interested, thinking this is a marketing call from some poor phone sales sap, still trying to get a job that will pay off his student loan.

'Remeber entering the Citroen Competition in last weeks paper?' he chirps.

Brain gets into second gear at his point and I start listening

'You won...........' he then says.

Firstly I try to curb my dissapointment that the only time I have ever won anything and it turns out to be a fecking Citroen, I cheer up.

Anyway - If you want some luck to rub off onto you, feel free to come round. Ladies at a time that I will be unoccupied and you must be wearing a little as possible,because I am shallow, and guys, at a time when I can get a suitable Sennett shaped proxy to be there for you.


Alternatively, I will be selling the car, as it is about as useful to me as a haddock in a fist fight.

So if u fancy a brand spanking new car (a C2, for those interested, which is actually quite good for a frog thing) and you have £5k in your pocket, its yours.




F*^%king result.


PS Jeff, might as well add new PM6 to go underneath the Halo!

[Egg Designer]

I won a goldfish at my older sisters school fair, just to give you an idea of the time frame here, and the little fecker is still alive! now that must be record for a fish that has a life expectancy of a cream cake!


And the car is sold! Sorry Cam!