you can touch me, I'm lucky!, feck! Options

[Egg Designer]

Got woken from my slumber at 4.30 this afternoon by some chap called Daniel, who informs me he is from the London evening standard, I am at this point only half interested, thinking this is a marketing call from some poor phone sales sap, still trying to get a job that will pay off his student loan.

'Remeber entering the Citroen Competition in last weeks paper?' he chirps.

Brain gets into second gear at his point and I start listening

'You won...........' he then says.

Firstly I try to curb my dissapointment that the only time I have ever won anything and it turns out to be a fecking Citroen, I cheer up.

Anyway - If you want some luck to rub off onto you, feel free to come round. Ladies at a time that I will be unoccupied and you must be wearing a little as possible,because I am shallow, and guys, at a time when I can get a suitable Sennett shaped proxy to be there for you.


Alternatively, I will be selling the car, as it is about as useful to me as a haddock in a fist fight.

So if u fancy a brand spanking new car (a C2, for those interested, which is actually quite good for a frog thing) and you have £5k in your pocket, its yours.




F*^%king result.


PS Jeff, might as well add new PM6 to go underneath the Halo!

[Bird]

I won a teddy at a school disco because I was the only one brave enough to dance.




They were playing Ghostbusters....