Hair today, gone tomorrow, It's what you've all been waiting for Options

[Matt]

OK, as you all should know by now, I have been growing my hair for almost a year now and itís gotton pretty long. I have put up with months and months of daily abuse about the mop I have been sporting in order to reach barnet Nirvana. As I was approaching breaking point, it was suggested to me that I should consider using my hair in the fight of good against evil, so I am putting it to you all nowÖ.. the opportunity to see meÖÖ Bald!!

Yes folks, if I can get enough cash together then it will go. ALL OF IT. I will have my head shaved and forgoe my boyish good looks in the name of Charity.

So please folks, dig deep and make this INCREDIBLY painful experience go easier on my conscience. If possible I would like to go over a hundred quid with donations combined before I do this, so the responsibility is with you my friends, I need help to do this.

So, the bottom line is, if you want to see dreamy heart throb, long haired HRH turn into mogul headed brute in one fell swoop, bid up and it will be done.

[Matt]

Right....
Just in case any of thought you I was wussing out here....
I have been looking for someone I would trust to perm my hair, but on closer inspection I realise it costs 60 quid plus!!! Now, I would be the first to admit that in the past I haven't been adverse to spending that kind of money on a "do", but this seems a little rediculous!

My question....
Anyone know anywhere (near Guildford) I can get a cheap perm? Or have any hairressing friends?

p.s. James- once this is all over, could you delete this thread? I can't believe I asked that question in public!