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| Matt |
 Jan 4 2006, 12:26 PM
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OK, as you all should know by now, I have been growing my hair for almost a year now and itís gotton pretty long. I have put up with months and months of daily abuse about the mop I have been sporting in order to reach barnet Nirvana. As I was approaching breaking point, it was suggested to me that I should consider using my hair in the fight of good against evil, so I am putting it to you all nowÖ.. the opportunity to see meÖÖ Bald!! Yes folks, if I can get enough cash together then it will go. ALL OF IT. I will have my head shaved and forgoe my boyish good looks in the name of Charity. So please folks, dig deep and make this INCREDIBLY painful experience go easier on my conscience. If possible I would like to go over a hundred quid with donations combined before I do this, so the responsibility is with you my friends, I need help to do this. So, the bottom line is, if you want to see dreamy heart throb, long haired HRH turn into mogul headed brute in one fell swoop, bid up and it will be done. -------------------- |
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| Egg Designer |
Jan 18 2006, 07:39 AM
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But never forget the one that Nellt go to go up to Fat bloke and whisper 'you're f**king ugly' in his ear, when he thought she was going to be nice to him!!
Bad Nelly, very bad Nelly!! other than that I can wholeheartedly recommend them! -------------------- Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers of a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fcuknig amzanig huh |
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| Niall |
Jan 18 2006, 08:18 AM
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Not quite right Rory,
Everyone tought she was bending over whispering sweet nothings into his ear. I distinctly heard the immortal lines................"You stink, you fat cnut" |
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Posts in this topic
Matt Hair today, gone tomorrow Jan 4 2006, 12:26 PM
james What's the charity?
Also I think you should go... Jan 4 2006, 12:32 PM Matt The plan was for the Anthony Nolan Trust, they cre... Jan 4 2006, 06:43 PM neil I'll pay to that mate.... :biggrin: Jan 4 2006, 09:01 PM
Jeffers I will give you £20 but to get it permed mate.
Th... Jan 5 2006, 11:38 AM Emily I'll give money to that, a perm it is!
I... Jan 5 2006, 12:38 PM russ-boy I'll put in a £10er towards the perm option.
... Jan 5 2006, 04:11 PM neil Okay, £10 for the perm first (photos required), th... Jan 5 2006, 05:08 PM Emily sounds good, I'll have some of that action, bu... Jan 5 2006, 05:20 PM james I'll do £10 for the shaved, £20 if you perm it... Jan 5 2006, 05:29 PM Matt Oh Jesus.
This is serious sh*t now.
What have I... Jan 5 2006, 06:52 PM Doctor Looking like a big blonde sexy lollypop from the s... Jan 5 2006, 09:39 PM Egg Designer Yeah go on £20 for the perm, £10 for the Engerlaaa... Jan 6 2006, 05:33 AM jamie I see your £20 for the perm, and raise you £10 for... Jan 6 2006, 09:36 AM Jeffers Sorry Matt.
I feel your pain.
I too was the vict... Jan 6 2006, 09:53 AM Doctor Jeff- we DO like to talk about it so pics please :... Jan 6 2006, 11:20 AM Emily Perm it! Perm it! Perm it!
and Jeff i... Jan 6 2006, 12:45 PM Jeffers I believe there is one survivng photo of the offen... Jan 6 2006, 03:36 PM Paintball Widow What about a donation in Canadian dollars? :) Jan 6 2006, 04:04 PM Bird Let me guess - you're only doing this because ... Jan 7 2006, 10:04 AM oliw £20 for having it permed and shaved by rory! (... Jan 8 2006, 02:24 PM Matt Right, here's how I see this sheeezat going do... Jan 11 2006, 10:53 AM Jeffers Perfect. Jan 11 2006, 01:32 PM Doctor Pics please for absent friends :smile: Jan 11 2006, 01:53 PM womble Think you should keep the perm for at least a week... Jan 11 2006, 02:04 PM Jeffers Good point.
You shouold keep it till you have bee... Jan 11 2006, 02:24 PM james Agreed - perm-for-a-day just doesn't cut it - ... Jan 11 2006, 03:25 PM Matt Christ, are you all trying to kill me or something... Jan 11 2006, 04:42 PM Emily it sorted then, I'll pay for that. But I want ... Jan 12 2006, 10:25 AM Matt
it sorted then, I'll pay for that. But I want... Jan 12 2006, 06:26 PM Egg Designer emily, there is on such thing as wasting money on ... Jan 15 2006, 11:28 PM Emily indeed Jan 15 2006, 11:37 PM Niall Been away and hope I haven't missed this.
I... Jan 17 2006, 05:41 PM Doctor
I don't know- remember that stripper Nelly g... Jan 17 2006, 06:24 PM Matt Right....
Just in case any of thought you I was wu... Feb 1 2006, 12:28 PM Paintball Widow Matt, what about trying a 'beauty school' ... Feb 1 2006, 02:49 PM Egg Designer Might have a hairdressing friend of SWMBO who coul... Feb 2 2006, 08:35 AM womble Why dont you get a salon to do it free if you get ... Feb 2 2006, 09:08 AM |
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