Hair today, gone tomorrow, It's what you've all been waiting for Options

[Matt]

OK, as you all should know by now, I have been growing my hair for almost a year now and itís gotton pretty long. I have put up with months and months of daily abuse about the mop I have been sporting in order to reach barnet Nirvana. As I was approaching breaking point, it was suggested to me that I should consider using my hair in the fight of good against evil, so I am putting it to you all nowÖ.. the opportunity to see meÖÖ Bald!!

Yes folks, if I can get enough cash together then it will go. ALL OF IT. I will have my head shaved and forgoe my boyish good looks in the name of Charity.

So please folks, dig deep and make this INCREDIBLY painful experience go easier on my conscience. If possible I would like to go over a hundred quid with donations combined before I do this, so the responsibility is with you my friends, I need help to do this.

So, the bottom line is, if you want to see dreamy heart throb, long haired HRH turn into mogul headed brute in one fell swoop, bid up and it will be done.

[Matt]

Christ, are you all trying to kill me or something? How about a tatoo of "ponce" down my nose?

OK, my hands are feeling rather tied here, but if this is the case, then I'll do what I must, in the name of charity.

from this Saturday until the next, full on Perm. Shave it off next saturday. If anyone has a video camera, I feel I should keep a video diary of the ordeal, it would be the kind of cringeworthy telivison we would all love to hate.

......maybe a photo diary.....

Anyhows, are we agreed? To go any further would draw blood, and even with this, I may be single before the week is out. If so, I'll be on the hunt for nuger lovin' :D

Peace