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Hair today, gone tomorrow, It's what you've all been waiting for |
Matt |
Jan 4 2006, 12:26 PM
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Member Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 311 Joined: 5-September 01 From: Home? Computer? Member No.: 40 |
OK, as you all should know by now, I have been growing my hair for almost a year now and itís gotton pretty long. I have put up with months and months of daily abuse about the mop I have been sporting in order to reach barnet Nirvana. As I was approaching breaking point, it was suggested to me that I should consider using my hair in the fight of good against evil, so I am putting it to you all nowÖ.. the opportunity to see meÖÖ Bald!! Yes folks, if I can get enough cash together then it will go. ALL OF IT. I will have my head shaved and forgoe my boyish good looks in the name of Charity. So please folks, dig deep and make this INCREDIBLY painful experience go easier on my conscience. If possible I would like to go over a hundred quid with donations combined before I do this, so the responsibility is with you my friends, I need help to do this. So, the bottom line is, if you want to see dreamy heart throb, long haired HRH turn into mogul headed brute in one fell swoop, bid up and it will be done. -------------------- |
Matt |
Jan 11 2006, 10:53 AM
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Member Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 311 Joined: 5-September 01 From: Home? Computer? Member No.: 40 |
Right, here's how I see this sheeezat going down......
Due to popular demand, the perm seems to be a pretty popular choice, but I have to be honest, this is gonna be pretty painful for me, but I suppose I did put myself in the firing line! If everyone is free saturday night (this weekend) I was thinking I would go to a hairdresser on saturday for my perm (and possibly blue rinse). Then Saturday night, we could all meet at Wetherspoons (Lloyds) in Guildford where all and sundry can present their charity donations in exchange for photos, mockery and ridicule. After that (perhaps after MANY beers), on return to my flat, where we can continue the party, we can shave my hair and once again laugh and mock me. I can then wake up on Sunday with a stinking hangover, no hair and a camera full of debauched perm haired tomfoolery. After this, I will use my flashy thing to erase all your memories and we shall never talk of this event again. This sound ok to everyone? This post has been edited by Matt: Jan 11 2006, 11:02 AM -------------------- |
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