scally central, chavtastic Options

[kebab]

www.scallycentral.com

Found this website and thaught it was the perfect example of why anybody caught wearing Burberry should be shot.

Before entering their forums you get this warning/invite:

You are about to enter the Scally Central forum. If you don't like scallies, goths, gay people, people who wear rings, those with dark hair, those with differing opinions to your own or those who don't measure up to your own fascistic ideals, then why not come on here and start spouting off like the illiterate wanker that you are? Everyone is welcome!

[michael]

Love the forums! A great mix of pisstakers with some actual chavs taking the whole thing too seriously plus some homo-erotic banter from Mark from Shanghai with this comment on contemporary street fashion, gang culture and cock-love;

Last time I was in Manchester, there was a gang of scallies and one of them was obviously the leader and he looked so cool. They were really ALL imitating him. He had on turquoise blue trackies. Fink they were Nike and he had tucked his stripey top into them and his arse looked amazing. He had rolled his trackies up to the knee and was wearing Reebok classiscs that were soooo! white you could have eaten your fish and chips off 'em. A gang of about 15 lads followed in his wake! and they were pitiful in comparison!!!

Basically I was feeling jeaulous of the lucky bitch who was gonna get his hard charva cock up her twat!

Scallies Rule.

Your mate.