Hair today, gone tomorrow, It's what you've all been waiting for Options

[Matt]

OK, as you all should know by now, I have been growing my hair for almost a year now and itís gotton pretty long. I have put up with months and months of daily abuse about the mop I have been sporting in order to reach barnet Nirvana. As I was approaching breaking point, it was suggested to me that I should consider using my hair in the fight of good against evil, so I am putting it to you all nowÖ.. the opportunity to see meÖÖ Bald!!

Yes folks, if I can get enough cash together then it will go. ALL OF IT. I will have my head shaved and forgoe my boyish good looks in the name of Charity.

So please folks, dig deep and make this INCREDIBLY painful experience go easier on my conscience. If possible I would like to go over a hundred quid with donations combined before I do this, so the responsibility is with you my friends, I need help to do this.

So, the bottom line is, if you want to see dreamy heart throb, long haired HRH turn into mogul headed brute in one fell swoop, bid up and it will be done.

[Jeffers]

I believe there is one survivng photo of the offending.....or should I say "offensive article".

Unfortunately I cannot remember for the life of me where I put it.

...but just to give you an idea...

Imagine Fat Nigel off Eastenders crossed with an Arabian rent boy and you shouldnt be too far away from the reality.

In actuallity i had two perms. The first (using rollers that were far too small) created the "Fatima Nige" and the second had to be undertaken to try and get rid of that look and to try and create more of a "Wave" as opposed to curls.

please excuse me while I retire to a dark corner and contemplate what was a terrible time in my life...