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[Doctor]

Guys- for those of you that haven't heard, I was approached by the captain of a team called Red Heat on Sunday as I was leaving the big game and threatened with death or injury after dissing them on the internet. I have started a thread giving an "apology" for my comments, and I'd be very grateful if any of you passing through p8 would leave a comment either asking Red Heat not to kill me and giving a funny reason, or asking them to kill me and giving funnier reason. I know it's silly, but I don't like being threatened by several guys who are careful to catch me alone and tell me they'll fuck me up if I don't watch my mouth on the internet.

Cheers, Ollyxxx

[Doctor]

Ok, the thread is closed and I feel a genuine contender for the funniest of all time. I'd like to thank all the people who made this possible- God, my brother Jez, our mummy the players of Red Heat for shooting themselves in the foot over and over and finally Lee for kicking the whole thing off. I'm not sure what we'll have to show you next year, so watch this space.

I wouldn't read any further as I am now going to let off some steam that I don't want to post on p8- I feel further discussion there is useless. Having read the latest thread "Red Heat Persecution", I feel glad we all got a laugh out of it as nothing else has been achieved; no one has learned anything and as far as RH is concerned they were entirely in the right. Still no apology, Lee is a saint and I'm to blame for having provoked him. Nice