Kittens! Options

[michael]

Help me find a name for our new six-week old kitten. She's the cheeky tortie-shell with her brother, Buster. She likes pasta, sleeping upside-down and has already developed an unnerving interest in catnip. Buster likes eating shoes and Rich Tea biscuits. The vet said tortie-shell female cats are quite a handful and can be quite strong-willed. Then she bit him, and Lyn, and Liz. I want her name to encompass her attitude, something cool and funny. We're somewhere between Matrix (mine) and Fluff (Liz's, of course) at the moment, so any suggestions are welcome. Cheers!

[tonymicjoe]

I dont get cats. At all. They are fey, aloof little feckers. You could rescue a cat from a life of violence and neglect, feed it well and care for it, buy it lots of fluffy places to sleep and lots of things to keep it interested, and if the little old lady down the street starts feeding it better titbits than you do, its OUTTA THERE! See Ya, Sucker!

Whats wrong with dogs? Dogs are tribal by nature, paintballers are tribal by nature. Seems like a match made in Heaven to me. Dogs are great. And you can feed your cats to your new dog. Everyone's happy. Except the cats. But maybe being devoured from the feet up by your new best friend will wipe the smug look off its furry little muppet face.

I sound bitter, but i'm not. A cat has never scratched or bitten me, stole my car, split up my marriage or took my job. I just think dogs are way better and you should be allowed to hunt cats with grenade launchers.